Fitness feats of absurd degrees

That thumbnail is my calisthenics goal

godspeed user, you will make it brah
hows your progress currently?

Chris Froome is a faggot

pump

This, gymnastic shit is fucking hard. Weight lifting is easy shit. You'll always get stronger eventually and lift that weight till you reach your natty limit.
But building the strength, coordination, mobility/flexibility for those gymnastic feats takes sooo much more effort.

>Hercules hold
Shouldn't it be named after Samson?

Diniz literally shitting himself and stroking out in the middle of a race and still finishing

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I know that feel. Muggles ask me if I can do a backflip after I just did something significantly harder than a backflip

500 navy seals i bet no one on this board can do it

When Chris Redfield beat the shit out of that boulder so it landed in a volcano and he could reach his partner in the final boss battle of Resident Evil 5

>Muggles
You don't even qualify for a "go back". Just get the fuck off

Pretty sure Samson *pushed* the pillars apart to break them, but I haven’t gone to bible study in almost 10 years so you might be right.

The day is March 18, 1944.

A Finnish ski patrol in the terrain of Kantalahti in Finnish Lapland is on the third day of its mission behind enemy lines when the group is ambushed by Soviet forces at the foot of Kaitatunturi fell. During an intense firefight, the men manage to slip past the enemy who are trying to encircle them.

What ensues is a wild pursuit on skis.

Aimo Koivunen, who opens the track in the virgin snow, feels his energy slipping away. The Russians are gaining on them until Koivunen remembers that he has the group's entire supply of Pervitin in his breast pocket.

Before that he has taken a suspicious view of the strong stimulant that was given out to commando forces operating behind enemy lines, but now the situation is serious.

The men have to ski fast and it is not easy to dig out just one pill, so he dumps the whole supply - 30 pills - into his mitten.

Soon Koivunen's skiing gets a new boost, and the whole patrol moves forward at a much faster pace.

This lasts for just a short time. Soon Koivunen notices distortions in his field of vision, and his consciousness begins to fade. The overdose of methamphetamine contained in the pills puts Koivunen into a state of delirium lasting several days, with alternating phases of wakefulness, sleep, and hallucinations.

His next recollection is from the next morning. He is 100 kilometres away. He has lost his patrol, and has no more ammunition, or food. Now he faces a real ordeal just to survive.

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During the days that follow, Koivunen successfully flees Russian partisan forces, is injured by a land mine, and lies for a week in a pit in the snow waiting for help to arrive. He skis for more than 400 kilometres in temperatures of -20 C. During two weeks the only food he has are pine buds and a Siberian jay that he catches and eats raw.

When he is finally rescued and taken to a hospital his pulse rate is nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight has dropped to 43 kilos.

Aimo Koivunen's adventure story is part of the history of Finland's wartime commando forces. But it is historical in another sense as well: Koivunen became one of the first Finns to overdose on speed.

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Full ironman is pretty based. Also, speed woodcutters are absolute madlads

Adam Ondra climbing Silence in Norway, the current most difficult rock climbing route in the world

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Today I will remind them

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looks like me when I play Toribash

It's a totally different progression. You don't get big in 2-3 years if at all. It pays off much better if you remain light and avoid training your legs. When you see a buff gymnast it's not because he wanted to be buff, it's the result of years and years of training different movements and skills, whereas most people just go to the gym in hopes of scoring some pussy at some point. On the other side of the spectrum you have the autists that train for strength but it's so retarded that I don't even want to go there.

There's this short clip of a dude doing a roll and then launching into a quadruple front flip and then landing on his hands, pushing himself up into a hand stand. It'd be that