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If you're not joking I feel sorry at your life

b8

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lol only trailer trash and absolute sluts fuck nigs

>be me, OP
>dress up like a trap, I am a dyel freak so i already look effeminate
>stalk her ex
>make a fake tinder and scan through hundreds of cute guys... no homo, just to match with him
>tell him i'm DTF
>tuck penor and send sexy pics
>he sent his location, and I get an uber there
>I brought my measuring tape so I can get all of his measurement
>as he greets me, by groping my ass cheek I mark his height at the door frame and quickly measure it as he walks away
>OMG HE'S 6'4 FUCK I'M 5'5 NOOOOOOOO HE IS SO CHAD NOOOOOO MY GF FUCKED CHAD
>HE UNDRESSES OH NOOOO SHE IS SO RIPPED AND SEXY
>need to measure his cock so I suck his dick, begrudgingly, and measure it while I give him a blowie, I do ti so well he moans and looks away
>8.5 INCHES!!!! OH NOOOOO IT'S SO DEEP IN MY THROAT
>he grabs me, throws me over and says
>>I AM THE ANAL KING MWAHUAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH
>he pounds my bussy
>he confides to me that his old gf left him because he had a tree addict and fucked traps a lot but somethign about me he likes and hopes to see me again

Based

>i was the one she wanted to be with
>my ex gf

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>user i'm ready to settle down
KEK
>cuck
>soijak posting
checks out
Based
there is literally NO reason to date used goods.

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>no he was way bigger than you teacher
Why would you stay passed this

>didn't take his bride's virginity on her wedding night
pathetic

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP THEN BREAK UP FOR A GOOD REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we broke up when i moved for uni, jesus the autists are out in full force today

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A mate once told me that when he fucked a girl who had recently broken up with her bf, the last inch or two were tighter that the rest.
Was he bullshitting me?

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Nice physique bro. You deserve better than a whore.

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FUCK THAT MONKEY
NIGGA WAS JUST CHILLIN

based

But he is an EX. You are her current boyfriend, and she likes you because you are YOU.

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>having sex with women that fuck blacks
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

I'm 5'7
Both my gfs exes were huge with big dicks
She'd never had someone else made her orgasm before we got together

Dont worry about it bro theres a reason shes with you and not them

>Was he bullshitting me?
Possibly not. I made my ex bleed the first time we did it and she would take on water when she swam afterwards. She was definitely looser when I left.

yet she's dating YOU.
don't compare yourself to anyone else. just keep improving and be the best version of yourself.

based

My petite gf was a virgin when we had sex and I’m kind of a big guy (8x6). She bled profusely all over the bed sheets despite a ton of lube and her already being really wet. Was that her hymen?

>work with this beautiful girl for the past 7 months
>Develop pretty close relationship, great rapport, teasing each other, etc.
>Kept telling myself that I'd ask her out eventually if we ended up not working together in the future (we work in a small lab, just us)
>My first legitimate connection to a girl in fucking years, made me get all the feels
>We even discussed tinder and dating and stuff and basically reassured each other that we deserve better

Then my job laid off half the staff due to covid, she got fired but I did not. She sent a really heartfelt message to me basically saying goodbye and I returned with one about how sorry I am and how much i'll miss her and all that.

So I figured I might as well message her and try to keep in contact and hopefully set up a date, because we have a lot in common and she's going to grad school soon anyway

>She blocked me on Instagram
I realize how stupid this sounds to complain about, but it's the unnecessarily petty nature of it that bugs me. It's not like I stalked her through insta or anything; she GAVE me her Instagram so we could swap fitness videos and progress and stuff, and if anything I barely use Instagram so it shouldn't have mattered. But for some reason she feels the need to make it so I can't contact her on social media, so that's a pretty hard hint to ignore

Yup. Gotta go slow and train them to take you if you're big. Girls adjust to your size over time, so no worries.

im thinking there's more to this story, why did she block you? Did you do something creepy

I did man. Doesn’t help that we haven’t had sex since then (early march) due to quarantine (she went home and I stayed at uni).

The hymen is literally a myth, it doesn't exist...fucking retarded boomers propagating this shit. The reason Someone bleeds is just due to tears, usually cause not wet or just that it's been a while and it's tight.

it's not a myth, retard. You can literally see it. It just doesn't break the way people often think, it stretches.

You've gotta go really slow over time. I don't mean just slow in the first time or two. It can take a while for her to adjust to your size. Keep doing a fuckton of foreplay and don't put it all in my dude, lol. Sorry about quarantine bro, how far are you from her?