Where the fuck's the /mire/ thread you sons of bitches? I'll start

Where the fuck's the /mire/ thread you sons of bitches? I'll start.

>be me
>look in mirror
>damn I'm looking good

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>look outside
>see asian
>feel disgust

just before quarantine started
>be me
>overweight
>TA for self defense class at uni
>morbidly obese guy is taking class
looks like boogie if he was 23
>starts talking about weight loss
>points at me and says
>”you basically are my goal body”
felt good to be mired for the first time in a while, but it was also a wake up call because I don’t want to have a body that a fatty thinks is attainable. lost 30 pounds since that happened and I’m probably 20 more pounds away from having abs again

>be me
>post gay home workout video of me doing pullups shirtless at home
>get a few mires such as
>"ill admit I only watched the whole thing because you were shirtless"
>"omg I miss you user"

I just replied "I know" and didn't say anything else to them. Maybe this is why I'm still a virgin.

When i first started lifting, i dirty bulked and went from 180 to 215 in three months. My mom kept saying i looked good, and that was really my only mire. Now, i cut back down to 165, not quite where i want to be yet, but i can see my abs and the muscles in my arms when i flex. Now, everyone says i look too thin, (im not, they're just fat and don't know any better) but everytime i look in the mirror now I mire myself, feels so fucking good.

>replying to thirsty hoes
that's why youre a virgin. ignore anything but constructive criticism.

Damn, I'm lookin good.

>(recent) ex gf and I would always shower together
>"user get in here, stop looking at yourself in the mirror"
kek
>anyway, she would always feel up my arms, tell me how hot of a body I had
>would always tell me that she loves my chest and abs
>always asked me to flex for her
>she always told me what a nice butt I had, would give me HEAVENLY butt massages
>but the best mires were when she told me how great of a guy I was, that she was "infatuated with" me

she was very wholesome, I could tell that she was being sincere and not just saying these things to blow smoke up my ass.

Fuck, I miss her. It's still raw.
I fucked up. Still hate myself for it.

With that mentality you basically already made it. Based.

I'll post some other mires too, not to gloat, but because when I was just starting off, I liked reading these for motivation.

I'll make them short and to the point

>hanging out with dad and my 40 y/o cousin, both very masculine men
>tell me how my face has gotten wider, more "manly"
>asking if I've been hitting the gym lately, say that my arms are looking bigger
>dad says he wished he had biceps like mine when he was younger

another one

>female manager orders us new shirts for work (cashier wageslave)
>try on some different sizes over my other shirt
>"these look better on you than when [lanklet] tried them on, you have a lot of muscle on you

another one

>multiple times, when hooking up with sloots, when I pulled my shirt off, they'd say "wow you have the nicest body I've ever been with"
>idk if it was sincere or not, because they've probably been with a bunch of dudes, but it still felt good.


Again, these aren't crazy situations, but they count.

Keep lifting, you'll get there.

post body
or at least arms
n..no homo

seconding this

no thanks, satan with dubs

>go to girl's house
>she opens the door and says "you go first so I can look at your back"

fuck you

What happened

He got his muscle butt rimmed by a cute twink

girl at my college who I knew (and previously had a thing with) thought she saw me on tinder, had one of her friends that I didn't know add my snapchat and flirt with me. being a moron I decided to flirt back.

jump forward a few hours and I start getting screenshots from my gf at the time and she's freaking out saying how I cheated on her, she can't trust me, etc.

I had not been flirting with anyone else except for this fucking chick that was in on a STING OPERATION to fuck me over.

(ex) gf doesn't care that I was set up, only cares that I "had it in me" to do that to her.

if I wouldn't get fucked over socially and legally, I'd beat the girl who did this's ass into the ground.

flirting is considered cheating?

with females cheating is whatever they say it is

according to her.

my (ex) gf is truly one of the kindest, most thoughtful girls that I've ever met. wasn't able to have sexytimes due to a physical complication, so she wasn't slutty or anything, never had to worry about her cheating or being used up like 90% of other girls are.

the only issue was the intimacy. and honestly, she made me feel good enough without it. (sometimes it sucked but still)

Nice post but butt massages are too far bro... Don't want my girl's hands getting too comfortable in that region.

>physical complication
elaborate, faggot

from what I understand, the inner walls are too thick, so it causes pain during intercourse. that coupled with my big pp meant that it happened very rarely.

also you're a fag for being scared of a girl going near your bootyhole.

>it causes pain during intercourse
that just makes it better

Its your fault. Why the fuck would you flirt with a girl who isn't your girlfriend. You fucked over a nice girl for life and she'll never forget you. Don't make the same mistakes again, I hope you learned.

literally because I was bored. she flirted with me out of the blue and I was just curious as to what she'd say. stupid me though, I know.

Why'd they set up this sting operation?

because the one chick thought she saw that I was on tinder, i had an old profile but it was inactive. wasn't doing anything on it.

woman-brain deductions from that point on.

also checked.

Enjoying your butt being massaged? Throwing away a good relationship by attention seeking out of boredom? You are a homosexual or a woman.

Based

you're just afraid of how comfortable you'll be, kwurr.

she was definitely fucking a lot of guys during your "relationship." you fell for that walls too thick bullshit? walls coated with too thick a coat of multicultural semen maybe.

alright retard, project your cuck fantasies. get it all out.

ok also "you" (me) was crying in the corner while she fucked 10 apes.

Why didn't you fuck her butt?