>bullied out of my mates home gym
Fucking cunt. It's the only thing keeping me sane and him and the other five fuckers decided to chew me out on how I lift and fucking ruin my confidence. The fuck am I meant to do now.
Bullied out of my mates home gym
Outlift them you faggot
Sounds like you got bullied for a good reason
what did you do?
Imagine being so weak that other people who are jealous make you quit.
Unless you're the weakest faggot there and they made you feel like a bitch, in which case you should because you dont have the mental fortitude to succeed at anything in life.
op here, im trans btw dunno if that matters though
I can't all gyms are closed here only they have weights
They fucking ripped on me hard for a part of my benching technique to warm up called me a massive faggot for it and would not stop.
i mean it sounds so simple from my perspective. have you considered not being a massive faggot and doing gay warm ups? Just fucking lift
I get the feeling there's more to this that you're not telling us, faggot.
It's not any warm up it's the pre lift mantra i repeat before a heavy lift to hype myself like how people get ready.
Men socialise by insulting each other without meaning it. Stop being a bitch and take your oil. It will be someone else's turn soon enough.
Ask for advice
Nevermind this is just a le funny bait thread and he's gonna say something stupid and everyones be like no you didnt REALLY say that and hes gonna be like i did whats wrong with it and then hes gonna get like a million (yous) and a redditor is going to screencap it and post it on /r/greentext or /r/Yas Forums or something and 99% of the replies are going to be him replying to himself
This went on for a week straight with no brakes and was not well meaning at all.
I am asking advice and i wish it didn't happen.
Then prove you arent just shitting around and tell us what you did already
Before a big lift I repeat to myself:
"I'm not a simp, I am the pimp. Use that rump, here comes the pump!" then lift. It's stupid but works.
Yup there it is, we can all go home now. Epic thread OP im closing it after posting this
You're clearly a cuck if you managed to not make this funny, if true.
Wow this was some awful bait.
OP kill yourself.
Listen, i am fucking starved for attention okay fuck is that a crime? I am locked in my fucking box of protein powder and self pity with ANYONE else or even lifting to take my mind off of how much of a fuck up I am. My family live in a different country and don't call and all my friends are half an hour away so I cannot see them. I feel my fucking gains going and my weight ballooning I have no weight here to even train with. I just want a fucking laugh please for the love of god. i'm going crazy.
Good thread
I second this. I saw it coming from the op. 2/10 because the phrase made me smile
Stop it m8 you are not saving the thread
Based trips of truth
OP is a cum guzzling faggot and deserved it
I'm sorry OP.
Offer to suck his dick each time he lets you use his gym.
Worst bait I have ever seen you are truly a faggot redditor with no creativity or individuality go back nigger
This wasn't worth the read. 40% yourself
thats probably why they decided to bully you, anyway why the fuck are you lifting as a tranny, isnt your goal to become more feminine?
Stop being such a little crybaby bitchboy faggot holy fuck
This is the most pathetic beta thing I've ever read on here
Maybe you should try taking their advice and lifting properly you sperg
oh boy! this is a silly thread!
he's going to explain what he did to get kicked out! and it's gonna be soooooooo silly! put me in the screencap, this is gonna be a wacky one!
Faggot.
OHOHOHOHO!!
>I'm not a simp
>I am the pimp
IT RHYMES, AND NORMALLY PEOPLE DON'T SAY THAT!!! god oh my god AHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHHH FUCCCKK OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THATS THATS THAT HHHhhhhhhhHHHHHKKHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUCKF FUCK FUCK OKAY okay okay.. hehehehe ok okay..
>Use that rump
>Here comes the pump!
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thanks for the thread OP!