Essential man skills

essential man skills
>how to shoot
>how to make love to a beautiful woman
>how to fight
>how to parkour
>how to lift
>how to drive extremely fast through trafficked city streets while making sharp turns and avoiding obstacles, how to drive in car chases
>how to accurately shoot and drive at the same time
>how to disarm a gunman and use his body as a shield against other
>how to defeat 1-30 trained attackers armed with guns and knives barehanded
>how to jump between speeding cars
>how to throw knives
>how to fight wild animals
>how to track down a fugitive in the wilderness
>how to survive falls from 100 m+
>how to fly commercial passenger planes, fighter jets and helicopters
>how to jump between planes mid-air
>how to maneuver over to other parachutist while free falling and steal his chute
these are essential skills for any man to master. how far along are you? add your own essential skills.

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>how to make love to a beautiful woman
Y-yeah can’t imagine n-not knowing that. W-why don’t you p-post the run down for these betas haha

>Memorization of all one thousand of the prophet Linus (PBUH) Tech Tips™
>Minimum of three programming languages you are adept in
>How to build a PC
It's the modern age and computers are a big part of our lives. If you can't "hack" it, then you aren't a real man in all honestly.

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I only use a computer for work, and my phone does everything else, nerd

how to piss with a boner

how to suck snake venom out of my penis

>how to survive falls from 100 m+
alright, I'm curious

How to not be a faggot in Yas Forums

Based and Linuspilled
Post your languages bros.

Based

female here.
Honestly the only thing I care about is that a guy is true to himself. Who cares if you can defeat 1-30 trained attackers armed with guns and knives barehanded? Not this gal!

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Tits or gtfo

why did he snib the pizza bros

what are you gonna do when your daughter goes to a vacation in Paris with her friend and meets some guy who kidnaps them later that day and tries to turn them into prostitutes?

Shut up feminists !

>how to defeat 1-30 trained attackers armed with guns and knives barehanded
Please demonstrate this for me. Liveleak needs more content

I don't need to show you my tits to feels worthy. Sorry virgin.

Funny how you can see the train of thought of someone who made this list of things he considees cool.

>no horse riding

Mega based

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lol

based simp.

yes you do, the truth can be hard to look at I know

na a "simp" is the guy who absolutely has to see every womans tits and they be friendly because they think it's the way that they can get her to show them and fuck him

and the low iq retard is the guy who suddenly starts using "simp" all the time because everyone else is using it and that means you

>how to parkour

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>NOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT A SIMP NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT NOOOOO
cope simp.

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The only man skills you need is to not give a FUCK. Make your own principles and reach your goals in life. Because without goals and principles you would be wondering around this planet doing BS and wasting your time. End of discussion.

>being this mad

I know you are but what am I?

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Mega based simp

>I want to do all the manly things I see big, strong men do in movies!! They're so masculine, just like my ancestors :)

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What kind of retarded list is that supposed to be?
It reads like some coomer brain Playboy article from the 80s.