Why yes, I do have sex

>why yes, I do have sex

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I don't lol.

sex is gay

he eatin froot loops lol

>Doesn't recognize Lucky Charms
ngmi

I'm from europe sry bud I don't care much for cereal

I've only ejaculated 3 times in my life. I have 3 children.

>Bowl too full
>Milk to cereal ratio too low
>Tiny spoon

2/10, would not trust him to make my breakfast.

Who looked at the guy first? Bonus points for looking at his ass first and then the woman's ass.

can confirm this guy has sex, because i also have sex

is this the donut guy

It does indeed look like the donut guy

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>Milk

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ngmi

30% of the men have 100% of the sex
why is life so cruel bros

just larp as patrick bateman for a year and you'll get into the 30 percent

because women are pieces of shit who only want chads. the bottom 80-70% of men aren't even seen as human by them.

isnt it like 5-10 % chance per act?

Think lower user.

That’s for pussies

i am humble enought to brag being one of those lol

>>Tiny spoon
this, i think the moment my life changed is when i started using a big spoon for a small yogurt

Ugly and undedicated guys like you get the bottom of the barrel. Don’t like it? Fix yourself.

Fuck women as ugly as you

that lad is gay
t. gay

nigga eatin lucky charms wtf

that's not how it works. a guy in the upper 60%-70% range won't get to fuck chicks. a chick in that range will get to fuck men though

and

>WOMEN BAD FOR NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME

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I don't care I just have one girl.