How will your muscles help you against such a fierce warrior?
How will your muscles help you against such a fierce warrior?
Gabriel Baker
Adrian Young
They help in performing the gross motor skills required to draw my gun and the fine motor skills required to aim and pull the trigger without jerking it.
Owen Baker
Just start saying 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 and he will be deactivated on the spot
Justin Parker
ok incel
Bentley Myers
Bro, you post some Chinaman with a piece of plywood and a shovel LARPing as a Dark Souls character and you call me the incel?
Matthew Brown
Bloatmax until you're fat enough to poise through his combo. Dexfags need not apply.
Daniel Collins
That was a legit roll thank you.
John Reyes
>How will your lifting help in a fight with weapons
I would use a weapon. Namely a Glock.
Dylan Lee
Shovelknightu
Kayden Morgan
>blocks bullet with his shield and kills you with his shovel
Blake Russell
>holds his shield so that it blocks his view of his opponent
stupid chinky
Aiden Reed
less stupid then the fact he turns his back on his opponent
Henry Stewart
bruh 9mm is gonna ricochet and kill you
David Harris
All according to plan
Austin Ortiz
ngl the roll is pretty neat
Robert Lopez
>spinning moves
Yikes, have fun getting fucking suplexed into the fucking ground.
Josiah Hill
>bringing guns to a sword fight
He's right, get some sense of honor
Ryder Smith
Sebastian Gutierrez
Cringe
Hunter Campbell
>the people taking this thread seriously
It'sa joke thread with a man messing around and you autists just have to project your insecurities.
Daniel Edwards
>that roll
lmao backstabbed
Joshua Sanders
The roll really is perfection. Most people couldn't do it at all, and he does it while keeping perfect cover behind the shield.
Brandon Campbell
I would just spray pepper spray in his general direction
Joshua Rodriguez
>Taking replies to this thread seriously
Projecting projections, bro.
Wyatt Johnson
Hahahahaha this image is fucking killing me i swear i'm literally dead right now lmao
Caleb Cox
They'd help me run away from such a skilled warrior.
Jeremiah Flores
Stab him in the back while he spins around
That roll is fucking on point though
Nathan Ortiz
>drops his weapon in a roll
>holds shield too high
>hugely telegraphs the first few strikes
>practicing with some plastic vietnam fucking shit
Larpers are pathetic. I hope he tries that shit on someone and we get some liveleak security camera footage of him getting rekt
Chase Clark
He puts the shield up to block an invisible overhead attack.
You'd be too busy mirin' his roll to react to the first stab.
Dylan Bell
>he obscures his vision to block an attack from a direction he doesnt know because hes obscured his vision
Considering he holds the shield in the same position every time he puts it back up, I guess he's hoping to be fighting against a runescape character with only one form of attack
Anthony Butler
Yes
Grayson Collins
People itt that havent played dark souls baka