Curved penis thread. What do I do about a curved penis bros?

Curved penis thread. What do I do about a curved penis bros?
Surely this has some relevance to sexual Yas Forumsness.
All the websites that talk about this are selling something. Usually some weird death contraption.

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Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell?

>the anglo angle

A curved penis usually happens if the penis is below average girth and lengthy.
A curved upward penis can stimulate the g-spot better.

my dick curve like a katana, when Im slicing your gril in half imma premature ejaculate in 2 seconds and call that shit battoujutsu

My penis curve upward like a saber

Mine slightly curves to the left.

Does it look broken or unatural? I'm 90% sure you're being insecure about nothing. Most curved dicks look fine anyway.

post an imgur link so we know what the deal is chances are its not even a big deal

a curved downward penis can stimulate the g spot better doggy style

>A curved penis
>below average girth and lengthy.
wrong, I have it curved upwards and it's pretty good in girth

user I’m single atm but I had 2 girlfriends before. Both LOVED my dick. First ex ALWAYS said how “perfect” it was. Second one never said it was perfect but funnily enough called it “aesthetic” and specifically said she loved how it curves

Curved cock bro here. Depending on which way you curve it's a plus.
And even if you curve at a unlucky angle you can still smash well depending on position.

It's not bad at all.

just suck it like you would a normal one

My dick curves to the left. Fuck

how do i get it to curve upward

please help

Same

Left dick curve bros: important question. Do you coom by using your left hand?

I didn't switch to my left till around the time I graduated high school maybe nine years ago.
Before that I would furiously beat off with my right, but I think the curve was always there.

was always super insecure about my dick because of my upwards curve even though it's a good size and girth.
Now I realise it is the perfect penis to satisfy a woman and I feel blessed

get one of these user. It's made for straightening bent aluminium arrows, but it will work a treat on your peyrone-pecker

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I will be watching this thread with...
great interest

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my dick is thinner at the base than it is in the middle I don't mean full on pear shape but missing that little bit of base dick makes it "crimp" or bend slightly when I’m being ridden.
Any one else have this problem?

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J-jerma?

not he but yes that is the picture

Mine is curved down
Fuck.

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same, my baseball dick bother

This. Same as any tool, you just have to use it properly.

>this meme is old now

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bananadick here, can confirm what this user said. "your dick just feels so right".

The second girl who said that was my ex. I took her V card, was with her for 2 years then broke up. she rode the dick caroussel for a year or two and then one night wanted to bang again. I don't know how many dicks she took in that year but she sure had a big bag of examples for comparison to complement my dick in ways she never did during our relationship. Had her even accusing me of getting an enlargement op.

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Yes, the curve makes using the right hand less comfortable than left.

My one has quite a curve between (1-2 sword) what should I do. I could get an op but idk.

Same here, I've got my dick called "perfect" and all that shit by 5+ and Im just barely above average size wise with an upward curve. Banana dick master race confirmed?