How are you suppose to approach girls?

How are you suppose to approach girls?
>get's mired about my gains
>spill spaghetti every time

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you don't

You guys need to seriously reconsider your life. This whole "having webms of cute girls being cute" is NOT normal, and it's extremely common in this board. Now I'll just wait for you degenerates to call me a redditor

go back to 9gag

>webms of cute girls being cute
Does not apply to OP, she isn't cute (4/10 at best) and she wasn't being cute.

Just pretend you're an anime character, glompf them at full speed and then go "su-su-su-sumMIMASEN!!!", then bonk yourself on the head while you make a chibi face like (﹏).
Thats what I usually do and it works well enough for me, I think its just about how confident you are

>webm of girls being cute
>girl is literally whoring herself out in the said webm

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go back to tumblr

And you need to consider posting face.

Girls will approach you if you aren't a manlet.

Go back to facebook

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Get drunk first

wtf she looks like LS lmaoo

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Of course you'd know that, coomer

Lel

She's cute. You're coping or low test because she has a pretty feminized face.

>gap in her teeth

would not bang

it's a sign of promiscuity in medieval time

it's easy.
>hey there. you look pretty cute. wanna let me watch you swallow another man's cum?

This webm is worshiped in some threads on this board and I got to say.... she's ugly. She is ugly.
>inb4 incel REEEEEE
Yes.

Literally just be fucking cool. Like its no big deal. Because it isnt

this. Zyzz said let women chase you.

Just get them talking about themselves.
They won't fucking stop.

Every week I drive to a small town for work and stay for 1-2 nights. There's this girl who works at one of the places I eat at and I think she's kinda hot. We ended up matching on Tinder but I never messaged her (the lockdown happened and things were too hectic), so she unmatched me. I'm thinking of asking her out when I'm next down there - what do you bros think?

I've always felt that it's not right to ask girls out when they're working - do you agree? (In this case I've got clear evidence that she's interested and wasn't just being nice, so it's an exception)

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if you're hot enough, girls approach you

yes, it's not good to ask a girl out when she's working, it will increase your chances of rejection and it's unprofessional looking for her

>I've always felt that it's not right to ask girls out when they're working - do you agree?
Yeah, if you're a customer then they basically have to talk to you as part of their job, so it's kind of pathetic to try hitting on them in that situation.

I'm not a Chad but I simply cannot empathize with you retards getting intimidated by women.

Interesting. They may have been onto something as it's indicative of a widened palate, which in turn can be indicative of higher test levels or test receptivity.

But since we matched, is the case I mentioned an exception or nah, did I blow my chance by not messaging her on Tinder?

walk up to her with your erect dingle out and hold frame, maybe even jerk to establish camaraderie

This.

Also you gotta remember women ain't shit.

>sheep and their personalities are just copy pasted.
> gotta dress fancy and use makeup to look aesthetic
>prolly way less interesting than you when you actually take a look at their daily life

If you are that much of a sperg, just cultivate your inner silent, pensive guy. If you create an aura of mystery (and back it up with good interests) when the time comes, you can open up to the girl YOU choose.

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>How are you suppose to approach girls?

I dont approach women, I just catch them eye gazing at me. Once you catch them mid glimpse and make eye contact. Best thing you can do is ignore her, for some reason women want to be validated with attention.

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