Yas Forums recipes

Very interested

If you want to really enjoy meal prep, invest in a smoker, preferably a small offset. I smoke a pork shoulder every week and portion it out, and the smoke flavour really does make a huge world of difference, it's lovely. Use it for tacos, with your eggs in the morning, on salads. Smoking whole chickens for the week really does wonders too.

y.. you dont eat it all in one sitting

im 85% sure you can use any soda, ive made with root beer and it was delicious

>1600 calories for only 120g of protein

Fucking fatasses every god damn time.

>Low carb doesn't mean healthy.
Sure, I'll give you that. That's why carnivore is the way to go.

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Don't try this, it makes mustard gas

Great recipe, I always add a can of beer though

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Does anyone have the pic of the bulking bars with oats peanut butter, and a few other ingredients?

This looks really good but I'm surprised by the cottage cheese. What exactly does it do to the texture?

Usually for low carb meatballs I just use beef, seasoning, eggs, parm cheese, and pork rind crumbs for breadcrumbs.

>instant pot balsamic pork tenderloins
>cut tenderloins into medallions
>rub with oil and salt + pepper
>saute in instant pot
>dump in 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar + 1/2 cup water + thyme
>15 minutes pressure cooking
>5 mins under pressure
>eat
pork tenderloins are cheap as fuck and the bite size medallions will fall apart in your mouth, i roast vegetables with this dish all the time.

help me Yas Forums
love eggplants and zucchini, eat them nearly every meal, how fucked am i?

Wtf is a rimmed backing sheet?

a baking sheet with sides

it adds moisture, less so than adding milk, but more so than adding water. I like it because it has a little more acidity than milk

OHHH GOOOOD I'M GONNNNAAAAAA COOOOOOK, I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOK

AHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOKING AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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i dont eat much
help me bulk up Yas Forums

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>You children require so much hand holding. Plus, you're already on the internet, google it and you'll find thousands of recipes. Find one that sounds good and try it.

What exactly do you think this thread is, guy?

I'll get some and give it a shot. Thanks!

Well I'm dying of corona so might as well dump some recipes

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Here's the full list of Yas Forums recipes for people who burn cereal

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Wtf! Thank you, take your upvote

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Take out the cheese and mushroom and that looks pretty good.

> season chicken AFTER cooking

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

thank you kind sir! i havent eaten anything but twinkies and dog shit for 27 years

Just take this anons advice though.

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Take out the cheese and mushrooms?
What are you, some kind of faggot?

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eat nigga

I’ve just moved into a new place that has no kitchen stuff except for a countertop stove, no oven, no microwave. I’ve bought a pot, a toaster and a frying pan, what are some other kitchen essentials I need that could make my new cooking life easier? To be noted I’m a complete retard when it comes to cooking and my staple meal is frying some eggs.

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Can you guys post Sfw recipies? I’m sending these to my mom

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I've made this stuff heaps. It's fucking hard and takes a whole day but God damn it's worth

Saved. Looks like I'll be having some pasta related dishes. Good sides for fit meatballs? Or combos? Spaghetti but what else?

Yas Forums recipes are literally "mix everything together and fry / boil / whatever".
If you can't do this yourself, you are beyond saving

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Nigger say please to your mom when you ask her for stuff. Impolite little fucker. Use your manners fuckass

I went balls deep into prepping a few months ago when Australia had bushfires and now I've got 50ish kg of rice, different beans, oats, peanut butter and sardines as well as some spices, what the fuck do I make with all this food?

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Just mix your own weightgainer man.
natural pb,oats, whey (add fruits if you're rich) and whole milk. I know they taste amazing, but they're full of shit

a lovely siracha and onions sauce glaze with a few drops of honey is to die for

save it, the worst is yet to come.

>Yas Forums meals for bulking
>no Yas Forums meals that makes you feel full while losing weight on a 1500 calorie diet
Maybe these are good for already lost weight, but what about dumb fatasses like me?

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Get out of here faggot.

or just..

>quark
>30g protein
>175kcal

Literally the perfect breakfast/snack when cutting

Go low fat. Literally, avoid any meat that isn't chicken breast. You should be able to easily eat twice as much as you would if you had your regular amount of fat in your diet.

My Dad loves peanut butter cookies, I'll try these out. Thanks brother.

I meant safe for work I don’t want her to send ones with “pussy” and “shit” in them

I hate your kind, stop derailing the thread vegan fag

literally this. replace ground beef in op recipe with turkey and wham bam look at that you’re cutting

coronachan is almost over user