ITT: The Best /sip/
ITT: The Best /sip/
John Diaz
Hudson Reyes
King of /sips/ coming through.
Gavin Brown
>caffeine-free
Ngmi
Samuel Stewart
Andrew Fisher
i can see why zoomers would eat them, looks delicious
John Robinson
You were close. That's second best. Best sip indisputably is carnival candy aka cotton candy aka mana from heaven.
Yee kings of old Bavaria bathed in it. Ancient chinese dynastic emporers were renown for their ability to sustain on naught but sunlight, air, and carnival candy sips. Why do you think it's called Reign?
It goes back further. In the universe's infant stages, before the first stars, there was nothing. From the first can of Bang, time began and reality expanded into a hot mess of quark gluon plasma...over time it coalesced into the first protons and neutrons, which came together to from carnival candy cans that powered stars. In every star core is a can. All the elements in existence were forged from carnival candy. And that's why it always was, always is, and ever shall be the #1 sip.
I'm giving free lectures on this over quarantine. Simply go to Harvards website and search carnival candy.
I hope you learned something new today.
Ryder Diaz
Stand aside kiddo.
Lucas Powell
Aiden Kelly
this shit makes me sweat before i've even walked in the gym, pure PR fuel
Nolan Ortiz
You're not gonna like this but the original monster is the best drink there is out there
Luke Edwards
razzleberry is for virgins.
This is the way of the chad.
Liam Nelson
Best Preworkout
Jaxon Cruz
Robert Davis
SHUD DE FUG UB :DDD
Jaxson Thompson
checked & underrated
Brayden Jackson
Cotton Candy is alright, but Rainbow Unicorn fucking slaps.
Birthday Cake Bash tastes like liquid ass.
David Gomez
Zero Ultra is a meme for a reason. That shit's good.
Dominic Rogers
based
Cooper Martinez
>HDZ
The fuck does that even mean? I've seen the lemon locally but not sure if to try it. Is it more of a normal lemonade, or is it a super sour or what?
Camden Moore
Yorkshire Tea
Kayden Perry
>Snorting creatine
Risky, but this king's going to make it.
William Mitchell
>needing caffeine to lift or run
You are a weak willed faggot
Jason Walker
>caffeine-free
i need this shit now
Mason Gonzalez
MIAMI COLA
Ryder Lewis
Hudson Bailey
The chosen sip
Samuel Long
Sorry lads it's peach mango
Carson Hughes
Muhfucking peach mango KING over here
Jayden Cook
>Birthday Cake Bash tastes like liquid ass.
I get PTSD just from hearing the name
Gavin Reyes
Best (faux-)Bang for your buck
Nolan Garcia
Why the fuck would you drink this garbage caffeine-free? Bang and reign taste like fucking garbage why would you drink that if you won't get anything out of it?
Sebastian Ward
RIP-it anyone?
Asher Long
the good old days
James Murphy
all of you are children
Dylan Sanders
Truly, the best fit /sip/
Nicholas Ross
bang is better. purple guava pear just because
Cooper Thompson
>monster
>200 calories
>as opposed to the superior Relentless with just 100 calories, with the same amount of sip
Lucas Nguyen
Sorry kiddo I like the original bangs
Xavier Sanchez
>Drinks an "energy" drink that has about half the caffeine as a bang
Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Join the kingdom and ascend.
Brandon Kelly
root beer is an aweful flavor
Mason Scott
Why are energy drinks almost always served in cans instead of bottles like pic related? I for one don't want to drink 300mg of caffeine in one sitting and would get Bang, Reign, or Adrenaline in 24 packs if only they were sold in bottles
Wyatt Bennett
Anyone try the Jalapeno Strawberry one? It's some bullshit "thermogenic" type, but the taste is on point. The red and blue versions taste exactly like the icee drink you can get at movie theaters.
Andrew Jackson
Underrated. Mango is the best.
Isaac Murphy
Ah, energy drinks on a budget. I'll sip to that.
Benjamin Parker
Because you already have the supplements in the can you fucking junkie nigger.
Matthew Thompson
the actual amount of creatine and coq10 they put in bang is so small there’s no benefit. they only do it so they can advertise their drink has both.
Jace Davis
I've been drinking Bang for a year and a half after every workout and my gains have been through the fucking roof as well as my recovery time. And that was just one can a day before I upped it to two around December of last year, before the pandemic. Bang is one of the few energy drinks that actually lives up to it's name and will forever be my /sip/.
Sebastian Torres
Juan Jackson
MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO
Seriously y'all, this shit is dirt cheap and inexplicably good for the price. Tried it on a whim at a dumpy gas station before a roadtrip and that gamble paid off.
Nolan Fisher
The king of diet sodas coming through
Xavier Sanchez
This an Australian energy drink?
Benjamin Nguyen
It tastes like cake batter you tool. It's meant to taste rich and fatty, like a cake or you and your mother's asses.
Luis Flores
Nope I'm from Western New York
Noah Martinez
Not Australian, also not an energy drink. It's some fancy crappy tasting "tea" in a can. Tastes like sugar and dirt, just like any other canned tea.
Jeremiah Ward
You're retarded it is an energy drink you dumb piece of shit
Jackson Collins
Tried this yesterday and today. Honestly pretty good.
Josiah Roberts
yes hello
Asher Morgan
>telling someone you know what their ass tastes like
great insult bro, 180iq move
Isaiah Williams
>Doesn't know why boomer juice is called ZERO ultra
Charles Walker
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Michael Powell
Tfw when the only decent sip available in your country is monster