I want to lift but what's the point when you're autistic?

SAUCE

Girlfriend has an ass like this and let me tell you. Theres no better feeling in the world

well, you can cope by getting an escort

Post body unironically. Either you are underage or you are unaccustomed to the lexicon of this board.

Is there no venue for autistic men to meet autistic women? I know the ratios are skewed toward men, so of course there would be competition, but you are posting OK here so should do fine. A dating app for people with autism.

Oddly specific for a brown girl, don't you think?

feel good, look good

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notice how girls pull their g string right up into their turd cutters to show off more ass cheek but when guys flex/showoff the muscles they worked for its not ok?

dont get me wrong though id crawl on broken glass just to get a whiff of her bum

you are missing a t
>lexicon of this board
t.

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Make your own retard

albanian

Okay I'm gonna post how I went from the auristic kissless virgin shut in at 17 who got red in the face if s girl talked to him. Once I was texting a girl in my school for months, we spoke irl like 2 times(and she was in my school of 500 kids)to a chad at 20.
It's gonna sound autistic but it worked. I read the mystery method at 17. Don't expect too much of it but if you're really autistic it'll help you read indicators of interest and simple tactics to get girls a bit interested in your icebreakers and small psychological tactics.
Now the next part is the MOST IMPORTANT. Gym to perfection, seriously become fucking aesthetic like zyzz and try adopting his confidence and don't give a fuck mentality. Take care of your hair, skin, shave and try to have okay fashion(this was so hard for me because I had mo fashion sense in HS). And become above average attractive. Girls will literally start the approach and you can get sone practise in too. In the start yoir autism will ruin all chances but after a while you'll learn. Remember each convo and analyse where it went wrong. Fix those stuff. Get tinder and talk to legit every girl you match and just try to keep convos going and develop your humour and flirting skills.
As time goes on your confidence will grow with mires and approaches. I also use phenibut to become more talkative.
Just keep going until you're confident enough in any social interaction.
The only problem with thie is at least for me is that I've developed how to pick up girls but because I got so many in short succesion and getting heartbroken multiple times and thereafter cheating on the girls that actually did like me for who i am I don't know how to form meaningful relationships anymore. So you might get the girl bit you won't get the girlfriend.

NIGGA LEARN TO GREEN TEXT THIS IS PAINFUL TO READ

breh there was this kurdish girl I knew that was so beautiful. That's a god-tier ethnicity for females

this is false, I've been lifting for almost 2 years and I'm still socially retarded.

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Lifting will only impact you positively, stop self-pitying over things you can't change and strive to improve from where you are

this is all fine and dandy but what if you are a misanthropic loner with absolutely zero friends? what happens when your qtpi finds out you have the personality of a rock? i just never have anything interesting to say so it appears like i dont like them as i dont say much to avoid sounding stupid

post it

Thanks for contributing to the thread. Your soijack really gave your post that professional touch.

my current gf from romania has a body like her, maybe a little less ass. she doesnt lift at all, just eat healthy and that's it.

should I marry her and make kids or dump her because of he brown eyes and get a blue eyed aryan cutie? :-/

What if I told you that you can be one of those men user

Well you could workout so you could become one of those guys but lifting for women is pretty shit motivation desu. Lift to better yourself, you might get a woman in the process.

Stop crying and make actual change you moron. Only you can change what's wrong with you! And stop making up excuses, that shit is for loosers, and loosers opinion don't matter.
I too have the 'tism, I lift, I've lost weight, I've made serious changes to myself and I'm happier for it.

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Romanians, Italians, Spaniards, French, etc are white. If she is European it's ok

I immigrated at 18 to a completely new country. I had no friends for a year cuz before I moved here I had a long distance relationship with a girl from here a little before I moved. After we broke up I started going to the gym and met some guys there and at work(this is the Netherlands with a very closed society to strangers so if I could do it you could too)

But funnily enough, I met my best friend on a thread in here about mires at a festival last year. Since then we've met up every week and gone out to festivals and clubs(we kinda embraced the zyzz ideology of going out there to get mired a bit hard). So friends you could make in the weirdest places, you just gotta get out there and try.

Your personality, just like your body is matter to be perfected and sculpted and to be polished. Read a lot. On different topics so that you can talk about most stuff, sports, hobbies, travelling, politics, psychology, history, music. Most of these won't be needed at parties. Think of simple questions like what they do, what their hobbies are, education, work, family, plans for holidays, where they'd want to go, questions like these will be learnt with time as you will be asked small talk questions too if you get aesthetic.
But most importantly is cultivating the confident mindset. Never regret the things you do, always regret the things you didn't do. If you approach a chick and failed so what? You'll at least know you failed instead of never knowing. Trust me, rejection is painless after you realise a few times that it's not that bad as you think. The worse she can say is no or walk away. Don't give a fuck if what you'll say is stupid, you learn from mistakes and honestly people don't judge that much. I've even forgotten almost all the names of girls I've made out with, I want recall almost anything about them. And they won't either and even less the loser they rejected just as in time you as chad won't remember the girls who rejected you.

Damn. Really makes you think...

Because than when you chimp out you can REALLY chimp out and tear people's faces off

this not only did I get to put my face in her cheeks I even got her to BRAP on my face

th-thank you chad

Most of all social encounters are subjective. So is your opinion on them, if you train your mind to not care you'll see a world of difference in your confidence. Get out there, get bitches. You can be a sick cunt if you wanna be

>I want to lift but what's the point when you're autistic?

I'm actual legit autistic
Not like haha but like aw fuck you doctor for taking me out of the womb haha

If I didnt lift I'd be autistic with a retard body
As it stands, my gr8 body is the only thing that keeps normies from being scared away

They see a gr8 bod and think
>oh look a fuckin chiddily chad bro
>oh haha he's weird
>but he has a good body so he's not retarded
>he just chooses to be weird because he can lol

Whereas if I had a non lift body, they'd go
>oh look a fucking weirdo
>watchout, this guy might shoot up a school
>Haha what an ugly retard
>haha I'm not going to hire this guy
>haha watch out kids he might grab you
>haha fuck white people
>haha fuck america

Pic unrelated fuck you

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did it smell nice

>"normies"
>"Chad"
>"fuck white people"
>Hitler pic
You didn't have to tell us you were autistic

nope it smelled disgusting but I'm into femdom so that was the goal. Also good because i'd done foot worship with a pro dominatrix before and was disappointed that feet really don't smell/taste that bad. But farts do not disappoint!

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I have severe Aspergers and my life has improved a lot since I got Yas Forums. (I developd a napoleon complex that's totally related and made me lose tons of contact and friendship but I just consider that cutting my losses)

Just make tons of money and then you can pay thots to let you sniff their assholes all day long

>my life has improved a lot
in what way?

romanian

>Never regret the things you do, always regret the things you didn't do.
Great advice

unequivocally based

The fuck is with the idea of finding a great piece of ass if they just wind up being needy, pain in the ass or stuck up and bitchy? The shit you guys do just to hopefully get a simple piece of ass.

If you're looking to get your dick wet it's not worth it if you wind like all the other fools I used to know... One in particular who has to deal with life long herpes... For fuck sake if you couldn't bag an awesome well rounded chick while not being fit it won't fix your fucked up personality since you thought your fitness would fix everything you didn't do anything to fix your social skills. Enjoy being fucked for life.

just create tinder and post your cringe stories here

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>Chad is just confident autism.
this

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>One in particular who has to deal with life long herpes
Dry fasting cures it
youtube.com/watch?v=0FMWp5e9KNY

What? Overcome autism

Stop trying to get validation from women. I would say that is more important. Who care if you are "autistic?" Just do what brings you happiness.

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What building is that in the background?

based

You are an absolute fucking redditor kys

Someone on the chan tell me the truth, OPs ass is fake isn't it. There's no way that someone has that much of a perfect ass without help.

Less friends.

Dont be an Incel me talk with women
This whore have BF, Indian cuck guy, i smash her ass weekly and come on her face

Just talk with them

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You can barely even speak english so I doubt you're even old enough to post here, let alone have sex with anyone.

>What building is that in the background?

Fucking retard
Ever heard of the fucking mouse?
Of fucling Goofy?
You fucking retard
Its fucking Disneyland.

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Yas Forums is a beige board you color blind autistic faggot

Cologne cathedral?