How the fuck is coffee bad for you?

Coffee is actually pretty fucking healthy for anyone who works out. It's an antioxidant, almost has no calories, it raises alertness, it boosts your metabolism and it is a diuretic. Coffe is actually pretty good for weight loss.

Of course, if you add 20 tablespoons of sugar or add cream and all the other shit obese Americans add to coffee, it stops being so healthy, but I'm talking about plain coffee with very little sugar here.

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Coffee is based. Only incels hate it because it also part of a social ritual (same with drinking and smoking) that they have never been part of

>that 4th cup of the day

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I'm drinking two cups a day out of boredom, at least the 2 hour high followed by 6-8 hours of anxiety gives me something to do.

CAWFEE

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I like my (coffee) with a splash of cream

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There are no antioxidants in coffee. In fact it’s probably pro-oxidant as it will raise cortisol and the lectins and oxalates ingested will damage the gut and prolly create some free radicals

Coffee isn’t healthy, this post comes across as an addict trying to convince themselves it’s okay.

This one here officer. He is the antisemite

Wait, what? Never heard of this

Don't believe a word. He is a crazy tinfoil hat wearing criminal trying to undermine good hard working Jewish coffee corporations.

Alright alright dude cool it with the anti Jewish stuff.

Caffeine spikes cortisol levels which is a stress hormone and coffee beans are seeds which are filled with lectins and oxalates that damage the gut and kidneys. I’ve also heard of lectins being a direct cause of Parkinson’s as they’re able to travel directly through the vagus nerve and into the brain but I’ll have to look more into that

All things in moderation shit bird. Coffee makes your bones weak

It's only bad for you if you overload it with sugar

>"Caffeine reduced CBF by an average of 27% across both caffeine states" (CBF = cerebral blood flow)
It literally kills your brain.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2748160/

>just got several lbs of single-origin coffee grown on sub-4acre family plots in poor countries from a local roaster

>bag 1, fruity, grapefruit almost, honey, plum
>bag 2, brown sugar, walnut, dates
>bag 3, spice, milk chocolate

delightful

>changing arterial carbon dioxide tension levels anywhere within the 20-60mmHg changes CBF by 2-5% PER mmHG

>breathing hard or less hard affects your CBF more than coffee

Yeah I'm not really too concerned

Based

I like mine straight BLACK

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Cortisol and making you tired all the time when not using

She is Romanian

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But I feel like shit the day after

imagine getting a hangover from coffee

In case you haven't noticed, Yas Forums is filled with religious tradcuck wannabe nazis who think that abstaining from certain things will grant them some kind of "virtue." As if anybody gave a shit. Just ignore them and drink coffee if you like it.

you are a fucking retard. Caffeine makes you release cortisol, yes, but people whi drink coffee on a regular basis develop tolerance to it and end up releasing very low amounts of cortisol that aren't really significant.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2257922/

And caffeine only increases the risk of kidney diseases for people who have a genetic predisposition.
verywellhealth.com/what-is-coffees-effect-on-the-kidneys-4147536

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holy shit, I'd betray my race for this chick.

He said white women
Oh yeah, its another (coffee) thread

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How do I know if I'm genetically predispositioned

the problem with coffee is when you start to use it as some sort of "energy crutch" when you would be better off fixing some bad habits that affect your energy, like lack of sleep.

BOO HOO NIGGA
I DON'T CARE

Based addict exposer

Coffee makes me feel anxious and jittery, so I can't imagine it's doing anything good for my body.

Also, it stains your teeth.

Coffee is hot and dark and it excites me

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Based. My NEETbux don't hit until tomorrow and I ran out of good coffee so I'm drinking my dad's cheapskate preground sludge

Coffee is the social ritual autists always want to be real but it never is. Chad and Stacy are only vaguely aware that coffee exists, they drink energy drinks and booze

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If you excuse me gentlemen, I'm gonna
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Putting any more unnecessary stress on your heart that is absolutely necessary is why coffee is bad for you. Yes you need to up your heart rate through exercise to stay healthy but coffee is way overkill

who is this?

gives me acid reflux, I can't sleep bc my whole esophogus is burning

Drink coffee

Absolute poison. I tried feeding my pet rat a coffee bean once and it completely ignored that shit. That's when I learned that it isn't good for rats and even they dom't touch that shit. Since then, I don't drink it myself.

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>coffee posting without a giant set of titties or a huge ass as the image

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caffeine can cause panic attacks and even death

I gave up coffee because I'm already anxious and depressed enough as it is

caffeine is literally a poison for lower scale organisms, that is why it is so prevalent in plants - it acts as a defence against being eaten

Yep, just like dark chocolate. They ruin your gut and stomach in the long run. Avoid like rat poison.

>social ritual
wtf

Lmao this niggas on the rat diet

i don't give a fuck. i like being stimulated and on edge.
it worsens anxiety, but currently i have no reason or predisposition to being anxious

Nothing more hilarious than the mental gimnastics addicts pull to try to justify their addictions.

Coffee isn't bad for you. It's only when you add tons of sweetened milk that "coffee" is bad for you, aka what most of the drooling retards who go to starbucks drink. Black coffee is fine; caramel syrup and onions milk is not.

>it's ok became eventually your body gets so fucked up it has to develop a tolerance to all that unhealthy anxiety

You're an idiot

And the destruction of your gut biome?

>believing jews

Dark chocolate and caffeine both help with libido and erections.
You're full of shit you limp dick retards.

>hurr it ruins stomach
It's almost like your got flora is weak as shit if that's the case.
I drink nothing, but tea and coffee, both well known for there anti-microbal properties and I haven't gotten sick in 25 years.
So you can take your meme shit back to facebook.

It's the fucking jews that promote coffee to most people you literal fucking retard.

for me it's poo

Too much coffee skyrockets your blood pressure and gives you heartburn. Today I cut back a little and my cardio was great out on the hiking trails. Gonna get down to one cuppaday but I'm not sure I can handle the depression of NoCaff

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I drink coffee every day, black. The first cup is bliss then midway through the day I'll have a second cup like an idiot and it'll give me a headache and eye pain.

coffee also lowers the chance of prostate cancer
It's great for you as long as you don't regularly drink too much.

Bruh. I know this feel. I reach moderate coffee euphoria, think
>I could feel even BETTER!
and ruin my day with the next cup

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Makes your cum taste bad.

I would hate to disappoint my black gf that way. Gotta quit

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CHEETOS