I have heard that nurses are horny sluts

Be a doctor.

I had chest surgery 3 years ago. Bro having college aged nurse interns help you move
WEW

I reckon it's also the pain-killers. Reasonably cute girl talking to you when the meds kick in:
>is this love at first sight?

God damn it now I want me a nurse gf

but will increase your confidence

they're there to help you, so you should ask If they would jack you off. I bet they learned some special medical technique.

I think for some things a doc literally milks your prostate to get a sample of what leaks out of your dick. Nurses probably do that one too.

My dream, or rather wish, is to have a big titty nurse gf or a big titty chef gf.
Either she takes care of me or feeds me well, but she HAS to have big tiddies.

I read this in a boomer voice. How old are you?

Milking is 100% femdom fetish shit. There is no medical use for that. If they need your cum they'll just have you jerk off normally.

Top mf kek

I remember watching a Billy Connolly bit, it was a long time ago so I can't guarantee I remember it correctly, but he went to the doctor for some old people shit and the doc cracked his back, put fingers in his arse and he says stuff came out of his dick. I think he said it was black.

Girl of my fucking DREAMS is a nurse and she lives on my street

>Excuse me, nurse
>You're fine as hell
>Locks door behind her
>Milks your prostate

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Did anyone save the pic of her laughably flat ass from the other thread?

>go in to donate plasma
>nurse comes in and looking fine and THICC as fuck
>look across the room to another guy getting his shit took
>that slight smirk

Found it:
dailymotion.com/video/x2gznhc

Yo if some stud doctor is her boss, kiss her goodbye. Otherwise 99%+ of male docs are geezers.

But yea nurses turn up, they're usually washed up sorority sluts (the high tier imo), most sorority goorlz go some easy bs major like Coms or Marketing. For nursing you gotta put in the work. So at the very least, they are midwits (given they selected that major themselves), which is pretty fucking good for good genes and offspring, especially if they're hot. I know a handful of nurses and they are indeed cute and smart, like I said they work their asses off. They will literally be the breadwinner 90% of the time. Dunno how to feel about that, but if anything that makes marriage a good option since divorce rape means your assets are secured.

>lifting for girls

Oh God oh fuck I have to marry the nurse I know

helps that I'm already infatuated

>had dick straightening surgery
>wake up
>feel something in my pants
>ohfuck
>it is a catheter
>have to carry a pissing bag and tube to the toilet when I want to shit
>the person changing my pissing bag is a 10/10 cutie

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>reading comprehension

I have been dating a nurse with nice big tiddies and a nice big ass. Only problem is she has a 4 year old from a previous marriage, and a bad spending habit. She also gets to be kind of annoying and asks me stupid questions.
I've been considering breaking things off. Advice?

>spending habit
What redeemable qualities does she have again?

Your subconscious is already telling you to run
Try to listen

She's interested in fitness, and she is generally a kind hearted person. She bought her ex an expensive import car then got it repo'd. Her credit is in the shitter because of that and breaking two leases

pros
>noice tiddies
>noice ass

cons
>babby

being annoying and stupid questions is so redundant, thats called being a woman so its ommited from cons list.

imo: keep smashing, but dont ever give that girl keys to your house or move in together or its GG. To me the bastard child is a deal-breaker. Coz you raising some other niggas kid = cuck. Tis a noice slam piece though. Time to start geting back on the market and leave her when you find a good catch. Trade up the moment you can

Break things off.

Will she be a responsible and pragmatic mother to your future child? Can you trust her in that role completely?

All nurses are corona carriers, my man. Now is not the time to live out your healthcare fetish.

I'm not sure that I want kids, and I don't really want to raise another man's kid either. When we first got together I noticed a lot of things about her parenting that I took issue with, including babying the kid and giving him whatever he wants regardless of how he acts. Since i came around and mentioned how these things will affect him in the future he is getting better. In general, though, I think she's an example of a lazy millennial parent

i dont want them in a reliationship
just want to fuck her, maybe keep her a my sex friend

Disregarding the kid, you'd be cleaning up her messes constantly. Consider a smaller tiddy girl who spends within her means.

this, keep fucking and having fun, but never slip

Masked girls are my fetish
so if nurses are really masked horny sluts
my dick is diamond just thiking about it

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You will coof.

>Keep smashing
Thats the chad option
My goal is to fuck every hot woman i can
Dont really give a fuck about settling down

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>you'd be cleaning up her messes constantly
I think that's a pretty good summation, as I feel I already have been. thanks user

Dont give a Fuck
And i steel immune system anyway

Same

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Never marry a nurse. They are unsuitable for long term relationships and all of them have attachment disorder. They will never be happy with you because they are surrounded by gossiping henpecks who will make them feel inadequate even if her life is perfect.

If you try to wife a nurse she will cheat, or become abusive. You also don't know what type of gross shit she does at work or might bring home with you.

If you've got your own place and don't have your fat, old parents to worry about: catching corona should be a priority. If you're not a big fat asthmatic faggot taking big fat loads in your ass you will be fine and then you'll be one of the early immune ones. It'll be like a superpower.

Be a Doctor.

Op here
I dont want to settle with them
I only want to fuck the qt nurses

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You gotten that corona yet? I need someone I trust to come poz me.

I know this is what I need to hear but fuck man I really like her. She herself has said she's "focused on her career right now" which in practice means riding the carousel, so I guess your words should be the final nail in the coffin of my hopes.

Not only has she said "no", but she's definitely whoring herself out, and in any case it's clear relationships with nurses are no good

call me a simp but nevertheless I liker her a LOT and I feel like I have to keep trying

tell her your tummy hurts and when she gets closer you do some krav maga grappling or some shit and force her against the bed

had a similar experience
>got hospitalized for type 1 diabetes
>nurse has to check my blood every night at like 3 a.m
>always half sleeping when she arrives
>she's a super cutie
>feels like a weird half dream to see this girl whisper to me "it's alright go back to sleep now" in the middle of the night

How barbaric. All he needs to do is ask her "does this face mask smell like chloroform?"

>has a kid
Either you marry her or you don't commit to a real relationship and just be a fuckbuddy

I would fall in love

Does anybody have the screenshot of the reddit post from this picture? It was some gonewild shit

Kill yourself degenerate wretch.

Based
When i achieve my goal body (pic related)
I hope that i go to the hospital and i that a qt nurse will need to remove my shirt

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Why do you care simp? You going to go touch your peepee cause you saw a naked female? Fucking gross retard.

>mfw I'm a 6 feet Chad dental college student
>Future is looking good

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dicklet

Dental hygienists and assistants are also usually cute af