One Primarch will become your Fitness Master

This. Vulcan is the close second tho.

>Dorn
Endurance training and self-flagellation every day

>Lion
HEMA and homoeroticism

>Fulgrim
HEMA and hedonism

>Mortrarion
You have to do all the exercises

>Angron
Gives you 1kg of tren every day

>Magnus
/fitlit/ incarnate

>Kurze
Doesn't even train you, just comes into your room on random nights and drops weights on you

>Perturabo
Makes you eat nothing but siege-friendly foods

>Roboute
Writes an exhaustively detailed plan that covers many contingencies

Ferrus Manus. He literally forges weapons with his bare hands.

Are cyborgs natty?

>VULKAN LIFTS!

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He is not a cyborg

This
The Iron Hands have regrettably lost their way after the death of their gene father at the hands of the vile traitors. Ferrus was all about developing your strength, not having it replaced with metal bits.

> vidya

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Unironically this guy will either kill you or you will be right.

Dorn

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Lmao obviously the Lion. Khan would be good. Vulcan would let me leave too much. Russ would let me drink.

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Oh shit I forgot sang. Sang or the lion. I have a fish named sand 9th found, the bloodly angel. Fuck angron.

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How could it be anyone else?

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You whores it's the lion.

Kek

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Sure it is if you want to take it up the ass.

But their motto is 'the flesh is weak'

He is based indeed, but as an agent of chaos he would engage my binge drinking and sugar eating dark side with his sheer presence

Long as you don't fall belong his expectations.

"They are not my hands. This fact is forgotten by my brothers - inexplicably, it has always seemed to me. The hands are strong, to be sure, and have created great things for us all, but they are not mine. And that counts for something. They forget that the silver on my arms comes from a beast that I vanquished. It is the mark of a great evil that I ended, and yet it persists within me... I would struggle to remove it now... I will not remove the silver from my flesh because I have learned to depend on it. The fault is with my mind. I rely on the augmentation given to me by my metal gauntlets, so much so that the flesh beneath them is now little more than a distant memory... A day will come when I will strip it from me, lest I lose the power to master myself forever. Already my Legion's warriors replace their shield hands with metal in my honour, and so they too are learning to doubt the natural strength of their bodies. They must be weaned off this practice before it becomes a mania for them. Hatred of what is natural, of what is human, is the first and greatest of the corruptions. So I record it here: when the time comes, I will strip my hands of their unnatural silver. I will instruct my Legion to recant their distrust of the flesh. I will turn them away from the gifts of the machine and bid them relearn the mysteries of flesh, bone and blood. When my father's Crusade is over, this shall be my sacred task. When the fighting is done, I shall cure my Legion and myself. For if fighting is all there is, if we may never pause to reflect on what such devotion to strength is doing to us, then our compulsion will only grow. Already I see the madness that path leads to, and so I shall excise the silver from my hands. In doing so I shall weaken myself and my sons, but nonetheless it must be done. The hands are strong, and have created great things, but they are not mine." - Ferrus Manus

Mortarion, because I know he'll love me for who I am, whatever I do

Konrad Curze

Wrong, you're just a tool for him, you're thinking of Grandpa Nurgle aka Granddaddy perma bulk

Well yeah, but if he follows nurgle that's fine for me
Let's go full bloat and crazy strength

Fulgrim

Why are there no women primarchs? I feel like warhammer40k is some classic patriarchal misogynistic shit, seriosuly outdated in 2020. The world has moved on and things are different now.

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I serve the Lion. Hunting the fallen means constant cardio.

(OP)
Leman Russ is the most correct answer because that motherfucker LOVES to eat. All of them would have you on very rigorous training that would be effective, but Leman is the one who would make sure you get one hell of a bulk.

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that's the iron hands

dumb horn nipple havin ass bitch

Nice bait

Sanguinius' mere presence is inspiring. Remember that his death had such a profound effect on his sons it permanently altered their gene memory.

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dogfucker

Man, why would you ever want horn nipples like that? I mean I get you could probably impale someone on them in combat, but it would get in the way of pretty much everything else.

>>Roboute
>Writes an exhaustively detailed plan that covers many contingencies
I think Robo makes the most sense. Proper regimen, rest, nutrition,. covering all the bsaes.

Girls are yucky

>perturabo
he'll just replace all your shit with machines, you might as well just become an admech nerd. Plus he'll fuck your shit up with Chaos. Same goes for all the big Chaos primarchs: the Ruinous Powers sure as fuck aren't natty. Mortarion will make your dick fall off(and your skin), Fulgrim is only concerned with aesthetics and will just puff you up with synthol, Angron would just kill you, Magnus and Lorgar work out at the library, Konrad and Horus are dead and even if they weren't they were both crazy, and Alpharius would never reveal his secret techniques.
The Loyalists have better options. Rawbooty would give you a solid, regimented plan that would work well for a while, but would never get updated and thus cause your development to stall out after a while. Rogal Dorn would be the best choice, though, I think. Big focus on functional strength and endurance, but still with an eye for aesthetics. He'd be an uncompromising trainer, but he wouldn't be as married to a rigid schedule as Rowboat, he could adapt it for your needs.

>Curze
>You never actually enter a gym
>Accidents conspire to pin you daily under various weights, in various positions
>Constantly on edge, ready to lift or die

Fulgrim
>Ridiculously good absolutely perfect form so never any injuries from poor form
>Adapt an all but perfect schedule and food schedule so gains are all but maximized through this
>Sculpt body to, you guessed it, perfection

Fulgrim would lead to perfection.

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bros where should i start reading into w40k lore? every time i see one of this threads it makes me sad since i feel im losing on some cool stories

Fulgrim
He is Yas Forums + /fa/

Daily reminder that Magnus The Red could have killed him if he wanted to

The rulebook. No seriously, it's mostly lore and tutorials on how to get into the franchise. Check out /40kg/ on /tg/ and look for the MEGA with the 8th edition rulebook. Saves you $60 and explains the gist of the story and every faction

Daily reminder that Fagnus did everything wrong

/this

First you have to decide, 30k or 40k? 30k is the tale of the birth of the Imperium, and of demigod primarchs turning on each other and their father. 40k is the nightmare galaxy of war that is a result of 30k. 40k also recently started advancing the plot after something like 20 or 30 years of keeping it one minute before midnight of the year 999. M40. This is a move that has generally been met with mixed opinions.

If you're interested in the Primarchs then the Horus Hersey is the way to go. See pic related. You can download pretty much all of them.

Imagine sucking the cock of a guy so incompetent that he that ruined everything - forever - by accident.

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That doesn’t change the FACT that Maguns could have killed Russ if he actually wanted to

1d4chan

Typical Thousand failure can't even spell. Go back to your daemon pacts.

He was the buffest primarch

reddit, /r/40klore is a good place for book excerpts about characters you find interesting. Really, just dive in. There are no wrong ways to do it. Hit random on the wiki if you want to.

Doesn't matter honestly. Start with a faction you like on Lexicanum and start opening hyperlinks in a new tab.

The Orks are my favorite.

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