Bros it's been like 6 FUCKING WEEKS since I've had sex...

Bros it's been like 6 FUCKING WEEKS since I've had sex, how are people expected to not lose their shit and stay motivated under these conditions? Honestly it's fucked, definitely approaching the upper limit of the human mind we are gonna witness a terrible backlash there's no way people will be able to go much longer without physical contact.

I don't see how gyms are not essential and should not be opened, coupling not being able to work out with sexual frustration is psychological torture.

These home workouts aren't cutting it. Help me Bros

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Deal with it moron.

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>having sex
do incels really do this?

Day 31 of Quarantine:

I starting to struggle with my thoughts and I haven't had sex in 23 years

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very week attempt to bait incels

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what a faggot lol

I went from banging a new girl every week in college just a couple years ago, to once every few months after graduating and now coming up on a year with not having sex, get over it.

just coom bro

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lol simps

>simps

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Ha, my uncle is a 37 year old khv. Guy makes $100k+ a year, has a nice car and house, works out yet he's a khv. Fucking weird considering the $$$ he has and fit physic he has.

Hate to tell you but he's a pedo my guy, he's an honourable pedo who won't act on his desires because he knows it's wrong but he's a repressed pedo

Have a wank?

>Bros it's been like 6 FUCKING WEEKS since I've had sex

why? just go on tinder and go fuck someone. you act like that's not all thots are doing right now in order to stay sane. this is prime thot slaying time. yeah you risk corona bullshit but you also risk std's every fucking time you do this kind of shit anyway so it's no different.

*sniffs*

When I survive 1446 weeks you can do 6.

oh no 6 weeks you poor baby :(

There is no help. There is only more suffering. Fuck everyone who said yes to the quarantaine. I unironically hope you all die.

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The one on the left
the things i would do to her asshole
simply unimaginable

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>6 FUCKING WEEKS
not fucking his wife nightly, ngmi

hahahaha let me say le funny trendy meme word

Right is the better choice

>Wife
Lol cuckold

Oy vey just stay inside goy those shekels will be coming soon enough I promise.

I too love a huge toilet, but right had better proportions

At what age can you expect to have reduced libido? I am 26 and since I am with my gf, my libido has started to drastically decrease and when I watch porn. I am a complete natty, healthy, balanced diet but I recently discovered I might have sleep apnea and that can affect libido...what do?

MADE

FOR

My last time I had sex was 3 years ago or more.

BIG

Volleyball

tfw me

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Highly doubt it, I hate this meme. There's literally no fucking adult can go that long without sex just go to a bar or anything

CHINESE

Like sex happens just because you go to a bar? Something tells me you're a woman

CORONAVIRUS

he's joking. I'm a virgin, most of the people on this board are virgins, he's probably a virgin too

Nope, I get sex more times than not, and when I don't it's my fault ie getting too drunk or retarded shit

What age are you? And don't fucking bother putting 20+ I'm not buying it especially with today's youth

Not him but im 25 and have never had a hug to be honest

It's ok I haven't had sex since the beginning of August

No dude it's true, black guys can get as much sex as they want off zoomer thots but if you're any other ethnicity you'll be a virgin

>inside the mind of a reddit coomer

corona virus crazy bro, I haven't had sex in almost 5 years

Try two years

wtf does that mean I'm black? I give everyone ITT the n-word pass.

I'm 25 and noticed a reduced libido this year but it's probably just from being cooped up inside all winter. It always gets higher in the summer. I've never had ED and I have no problem getting and maintaining erections, but just seeing a random sexual image on the internet isn't going to do much anymore

kys

I've been going to bars almost every weekend since college and I've only banged random girls from them twice and made out with a few more. Getting laid is 10000x times easier with dating apps for introverts

"Simp" is a rap word just like "based" is, you fucking retard.

It's been about three years for me. Went from daily sex with the gf to literal incel almost instantly. I'm a good looking dude I'm just socially autistic. Females might as well be aliens, that's how good I am at approaching and talking to one.

14 years since I last had sex.

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Is it even possible to have sex in America without a car?

I know that feel bro. It gets easier after four years.

maybe should have cleaned your room for once so you can invite someoen over retad

Yes if you are younger or live in a city where not everyone owns a car like New York.

I'm 25 and in some semi-rural hills near LA.

I haven't had sex in over 2 years since I broke things off with my wife. I've been dealing with it just fine

I wouldn't invite someone over. I'm celibate and believe men and women can't be friends.

ha try 25 years fuckhhead

Holy Smokes ! Those gets and close gets !
>well done

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yeah legit he's either gay or a pedo. The only person I know who is over 35 but a khv is very clearly gay but hides it. Well I imagine he is not a khv and regularly takes dicks up his ass but he can't exactly say that.

>Not feasting on all the desperate roasties' nudes
I'm doing good. Even the shyest ones are posting provocative pics.

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How can u be this much a fucking pussy

Honestly you kind of asked for it.

You degenerates fuck around constantly and never dream of a day where you can't, so when it finally comes you lose your fucking minds, like the crack addicts you are.

Imagine being so weak

>maybe if I act like I can’t function like a normal human being without sex people will think I’m a chad