Any more Yas Forums movie then Troy?

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Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

based and testosteronepilled

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I just liked it for Nathan Jones.

thanks user

just imagine how shit it would be if it was made today

HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR FACE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

100% this
Nothing comes close

>So achillies is gonna be black
>and female
>well identifying as a female
>hector is actually gay with an adopted son but kept it a secret because trojans are right wing bigots
>greeks were really fighting for gay marriage rights in troy
>and we'll make a reference to jewish slavery and how they were poor victims
>oy vey, im feeling the flashbacks coming again
>temple scene gets turned in to an interacial orgy with black men and white women
>and it will be consensual
>did we mention achillies is a strong black woman?

big bonk always destroys katana weebs though

yes its called scarface

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scarface. thats the most Yas Forums movie. Coming from nothing to fucking something. Troy is a jewish zionist plot casted by the works of zion

>Having the evil character as a black women in current year

Poise would like to have a word with you.

Irl that big nig would have tanked that lame ass jump stab attack with his shoes and bonked him good

>asian manlet simulates being tough volume 6

How is she evil if shes fighting for gay marriage rights?
Did we mention the trojans are all white?

Rocky 3 - 4 is good but not as great

It's over 100 eps, a true beast of a show to get through.

Achilles isn't evil. Agamnenon is.
Also achilles was already made black in Troy: fall of a city

didnt BBC make a series on troy with Zeus and Achilles as black people

they've also built a wall to keep out peaceful, diverse immigrants

Agamemnon must be made to be white, commanding and forcing xer around

>god-like Achilles
>"evil"
Keep your moralizing to your self, bucko.

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white, blonde, blue eyed and a rapist

I thought it was p good. How could they have made it better? All I know about The Trojan war I know from that movie, Age of Mythology, and this video
youtube.com/watch?v=aofPdMbXzUQ

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Agamemnon is also not evil. He is fulfilling the will of Zeus, that is the fucking king of Mycenae you're talking about and he is basically pic related according to Homer. He just fucked with the wrong man.

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I fucking love that movie. I know the writing is below average but I don't care. The fight scenes are still some of the best I've seen.

Also every once in a while the dialogue stands out. Achilles compared himself to the gods at one point during a long rant and it got pretty lit.

>god-like
Then he took an arrow to the ankle

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I mean in the movie he's depicted as evil. I don't think he did anything wrong

your candyass would die before the arrow even touched you

he used to be an adventurer like you

Reminder that the enitre fucking conflict was started over a single woman. Know your worth, kings.

she was just an excuse for conquest

Post body or lifts, tough guy.

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I would never do it without also knowing that the Odyssey was also being made, or that I was making it. Here is what I would have done, it would have been much more faithful
>almost no back story for the intro
>keep the based doggo, the one at the beginning of the movie, but this takes place at Troy instead
>it's night, Odysseus whips the army into order (this would give significant culture shock to the audience)
>then start the flashback format of the film, which will be used any time something needs to be told
>avoid most of the meandering Homer does (very well, but not enough time to use it so liberally) about the men who're dying, but use this first flashback to show the dispute that happened just that evening between Achilles and Agamemnon, why their greatest fighter is not there now that they are finally squaring off against based Hector and Achilles has put a curse on the Greeks
>you're basically showing them as immature and extremely stubborn, as Homer intended
to
>also introduce Athena here (and Hera) staying the blade of Achilles against Agamemnon. I would do something unique with time here, I unironically have this all worked out in my head but you're showing that this story does involve the gods
>story goes back to Odysseus meeting with other captains and getting ready to lead the charge against the city
>they are basically at the city walls, btfo'ing Trojans
>introduce Apollo, show Hector pushing back and them finally gaining ground, a quick introduction of Ares disguised as a captain
>Greeks get beaten back
>Athena keeping watch, enters Diomedes
>this continues for most of the movie, the fuckery and relationships of the gods, how this affects hue-mans and them trying to overcome it.
>Agamemnon's day of glory, Hector killing twinks, Odysseus and Ajax's night raid are the main points of the other 3-6 battles there are time for
>Achilles returns
End of this film, Odyssey adaption picks up right after this.

No, he's right.

They had to make it retarded to make it popular, otherwise it would never have been greenlit because the budget was enormous.
I honestly do not want to even think about it.
Just another way they raped the source material.
Agamemnon is not evil, Achilles is just childish.
Also, remember that Achilles is basically immortal. There is no risk and therefore no bravery in his fights

Nietzsche would be ashamed of you. Achilles' pouting and tantrums are not admirable.

Read the Illiad

Then why did he wear armor?

>Achilles returns
I'll add that I was running out of space but this is the basic format of the first film. At the end here, you're happy for the Greeks that they won't get BTFO. Most of the audience would very much admire Agamemnon and Hector at this point, but in a scornful kind of way, like how you feel when you watch John Wayne in the Searchers. The are fucked up murder apes, and while they seem to have the capacity for morality, they are both really ammoral on the battlefield and they've done some fucked up shit to their enemies. But you see what Achilles does, how much more he is capable of than either, and you feel bad for what you absolutely know is about to happen. Odysseus is the unsung hero of the first film, the one the audience admires most and carries the Odyssey adaption entirely.

Neither were Agamemnon's or Hector's. Starting to think you never even read Homer. Hector literally runs in fear from Achilles and begs for a way out of death, after slaughtering his friend and stealing his armor, trying to mutilate his corpse, etc.

Bronze armor is the most aesthetic thing you can possible wear bro.

300 you fucking faggot!

>Two Anons too chicken to back up their tough talk
LMAO the fucken st8 of this place

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My best lifts are
>squat 550
>DL 600
>bench 325
>OHP 225 x2

I did most of these early on but I was bloatmaxxed, as I still am unfortunately. I am the Achilles shill btw.

To look fabulous with his bf Patroclus.

>NO, look, those other guys were not admirable either!
And you did not even provide a reason to find Agamemnon dishonorable.
Stripping armor was honorable and definitely not an aspect of slave morality.

It's based. I would also add Conan the Barbarian.
youtube.com/watch?v=GVx4LafsvSU

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He just. Wanted. To. Fit. In.

>str
it's power armor

>InB4 someone talks about a girl liking one or more of these.
Liking is not understanding.