You now remember that embarrassing moment where you spilled your spagetti around a cute girl

not since 6th grade where I was dated to hug a girl but she was squatting or sum in front of her locker so I for some reason went in then and just as I put my arms around he she shit up and I basically went face first into her ass, she went all "wtf" and I ran away with my friend behind me, she never really held it against me tho

6th post best post

Attached: mylife.jpg (535x577, 40.38K)

man the fucking typos, dared*, shot up*
sry mobile-poster

cant spill your spaghetti or creep out girls if you dont approach nor interact with girls

>Held hands with a cute girl, but lacked confidence to push it further
>Slept with a cute girl, but lacked confidence to push it further
>Could fondle a cute girl's big tiddies, but lacked confidence to push it further
>A cute girl asked if she could blow me, but I hesitated and spilled my spagetti instead
>A cute girl with big tiddies wanted to have sex with me, but I hesitated and spilled my spagetti instead

Attached: 3425462.jpg (600x718, 225.37K)

true but then you also can't overcome your shortcomings and manifest destiny

>approach cute chick expecting nothing
>actually act confident and charming
>she acts all blushy and shy
>start developings feelings towards her over time
>stop acting so confident
>she acts like shes scared of me and runs away
>tell her im dating someone
>she is now way more relaxed and confident around me

gas me

Haha me too but its 21 years haha

iktf

same desu, i think im gonna die

>he's only had one embarrassing moment where he spilled his spagetti around a cute girl

>getting lunch at work place canteen
>grab coffee and spot in front of me cute coworker
>she carries her food, stares at my chest
>almost drops her food on the ground
>takes cutlery and leaves

Mired

for every spaghettio you drop theres a girl that drops spaghetti for you king

>You now remember that embarrassing moment where you spilled your spagetti around a cute girl
So what we both had a laugh and cute girls like when you make them laugh.

Never happened to me.

Based haha poster

tfw life is filled with embarrasing moments
idk if my mind is making it up or if they're real at this point

I have done and said so many embarrassing things. I fucking hate being an airhead.

Good thing I don't talk to women, your spells are immune against me faggot

>just looking for a screw and meet qt
>can act brash and confident as I don’t care for her that much
>slowly get to know her, start to actually like her as a human being
>develop some limited feelings for her and she confesses she loves me
>fall madly in love with her as well
>realize I could lose her at any time
>stop acting confident
>start acting needy
>she begins to lose interest
>I panic and act like a mong
>she tells me she’s done with me.

Such is fucking life I guess

iz a gay feel.. it’s almost like a catch 22 of love

>be walking home from school with friend and some Asian girl I don't know
>she was kinda cute but wasn't really even into her, but I get weird around Asians for some reason
>trying to think of something to say to her to break the ice
>she looks at me from talking to my friend, decide nows my time to say something
>look in her eyes, grin, open mouth and all that blurts out is "ASIAN haha"
>her face of momentary intrigue of what this guy's first impression upon her will be turns into confused awkwardness
>looks away weirded out and avoids looking my way the whole way home

I don't remember anything about middle school.

Every embarrassment was a learning moment for me so I have no regrets nor do I look back at myself and cringe. I'm not sorry for anything I've ever done.

Attached: doomlad.jpg (571x573, 107.57K)

>look in her eyes, grin, open mouth and all that blurts out is "ASIAN haha"
OH NO NO NO

Attached: 1468670884881.png (600x640, 530.83K)

>not avoiding females altogether so your fragile ego will never be threatened

>ASIAN haha

Attached: 1a859e73.jpg (1056x802, 61.85K)

I actually don't weirdly enough

Not to say it hasn't happened, cause it definitely has, but I'm not really emotionally attached to my past fuck ups enough to recall every one.

Attached: fat-mac.jpg (400x400, 94.1K)

this cant be real

I still remember my eyes going wide with horror at what I said but still trying to keep that grin on my face while trying to split second think of something more to say to save myself. I was just stuck. I imagine it looked like this.

Attached: b54c3f18e182935f4f742957bb863e75.gif (205x192, 661.71K)

>tfw you don't find most girls attractive
what gives, bros? I'm straight and have some sort of sex drive, but I'm not compelled to be with anyone. I just want a milf to cuddle and fuck, but I cant even spot one. Even then, my natural response to women is indifference.
If I wasn't so picky, I wouldn't be a no gf having 23 yr old virgin.

You're masturbating too much
It's keeping you docile

I took a chance with a girl I knew in highschool. She showed up first day of sophmore year college. I asked her out.
Almost 2 years later I've fucked her hundreds of time. Only delay is this virus and a few snowstorms. Otherwise I fucked her four times the day we were both sick.
I got her into bench pressing and she has intermediate lifts untrained.
She will bear me many strong children and is deeply infatuated with me.
But all you faggots are going to live in fear of women and fuck each other in the ass instead
#neverimprove
#norisks

Attached: Joseph_Merrick_carte_de_visite_photo,_c._1889.jpg (220x358, 17.91K)

mine was pretty early i was in 2nd grade

>going on field trip
>riding in car with a few friends, one is asian and bring us some disgusting asian candy
>one friend spits it out but i dont want to be rude so i eat it
>also got bad motion sickness as a kid
>in the parking lot of the museum i say i need to get out but they say "user were almost there"
>i throw up all over myself
>friends jump out and start running around screaming, everyone sees me
>had to borrow a qt girl's purple sweatshirt that her dad lent me because i threw up all over my shirt

still remember this vividly 20 years later

>tfw i dont

Attached: 121313729.png (500x378, 275.56K)

>hashtagging on Yas Forums
>immediately starts talking about how much sex he's having
absolute chad

lmao never even interacted with a cute girl

Lol why do you guys care so much I have so many of these moments I don't even care anymore. If you cringe so bad at this shit what you gonna do when real shit happens to you lol

Stay pure my friend, wish I could still be a virgin, but I experienced the ultimate happiness without actually having sex unfortunately, at least that's what I think

>I got into the NBA so you can too!

I drank a bottle of whiskey in one sitting and texted a girl that i would be stronger than her. The hangover sucked but the spaghetti is hard to clean up lads. Thanks Yas Forums

3 years here. Ain’t shit at this point. I’ve given up on the idea until I’m in shape again
Jokes on you I just got furloughed for the next 4 months so I’m drunk as fuck off xannies and beer I can’t even remember how the color blue smells idiot

11 years bro. The pain dulls after a while.

Meh she turned herself into a whore and tried to commit suicide so I don't care

Attached: 1585723315613.jpg (399x450, 40.12K)

user, what the fuck? ELEVEN YEARS? What, did you cut your dick off? Spilled acid on your face? What happened?

Been with my wife for 10 years. Zero fucks given

Attached: buVkwVP.gif (335x237, 1.81M)

I'm at the point where I don't even care about sex. Just want some one to sit down and have breakfast with.

Attached: AAAAAA.jpg (600x600, 63.92K)

not since 2016....
this bro. Porn doesn't excite me but watching a video of a girl being flirty and touchy is gut wrenching

Attached: 1585810241356.jpg (480x461, 30.37K)

Attached: C39ADDDE-BA4D-43DD-AC4F-5E4EF2072560.png (746x512, 99.36K)

>be me a few years ago
>be 17
>hadn't started lifting yet, but had lost a bit of weight so basically average build, decent face
>went on a summer youth program thing with random teens from my area
>started really getting friendly with this one chick
>never had any girl show interest in me so didn't know how to act
>one night at around 1am was just looking at through my WhatsApp for some reason and I notice her typing then deleting then typing
>Eventually "arrgh, can't sleep, user you there"
>Talk about how boring the program had been and I say we should get a coffee tomorrow after working
>She agrees and I don't get a wink of sleep
>Fast forward the morning after
>Meet irl
>She's acting totally normal
>For some reason I think this means she's changed her mind about the coffee thing since she's not jumping in my arms (idk why I was expecting this)
>I decide to act coldly towards her for the whole day
>Blatantly ignore her when I can and if she talks to me directly I just give a one word sarcastic sounding answer for reply
>End of day draws
>She keeps looking at me in hindesite I guess waiting for me to make my move
>I just bolt outta there and speed it back to my room
>Block her on my socials while listening to depressing sad boi songs

I'm at 24 years bruh

Attached: 1586125713572s.jpg (182x249, 5.17K)