Redpill me on saunas, Yas Forums

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Sounds nice user.
Is there a difference health wise between infra-red and standard?
What temp is ideal?
What does the sauna do for you that's good?
What does the sauna do for you that's bad?

I don't have a clue about any of that. Mine just had a heater and rocks in it but I did it to relax after going hard in the gym, especially on leg day. If I don't do something after heavy squats to relax the leg muscles, my legs are too restless to sleep.

They're really warm and you sweat a lot

TYRONE! TYRONE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS GET OVER HERE! LOOK HOW SMALL HE IS! LOOK AT HIM! HES SO FUCKING SMALL TYRONERINO! HES A SMALL LIL CINNAMON ROLL! AND GET THIS, HE USED STEROIDS! THOSE ARE ILLEGAL TYRONE! HE BROKE THE LAW!!!! BUT IT GETS BETTER TYRONERINO DONT WORRY. HE DIED! HE FUCKING DIED!! HE DIED IN A SAUNA! WOULDNT IT BE FUCKING HILARIOUS IF I SAID HE DIED WHILE FUCKING BOYS!?! WOULDNT THAT BE FUCKING AWESOME TYRONE?? Z LA GAY! Z LA GAY!! SMALL GAY STEROID DRUG ADDICT DEGENERATE HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT A LOSER! HE WAS THEIR FRIEND TYRONE! HE WAS THEIR FRIEND I THINK ILL COME HERE AND MAKE FUN OF HIM TYRONE! WOULDNT THAT BE FUCKING HILARIOUS? WOULDNT IT TYRONE?? HUHH??!

Are they good for you?

rolling

denmark > norway > portugal > russia > italy > germany > france > spain and sweden is a tranny

>Yearly sauna session with the bros
>Our saunas here in Finland are unisex
>usually go with just group of guys, typically there's only guys but this time there's girls in too
>Judging by the look, they're about our age and really hot too
>undress with lads, I'm the only one who's not a complete dyel
>Start to wait for the boomers to leave so that we can break the "sauna silence"
>the other people in sauna start to leave, the girls are looking at me in particular
>look at one of the hottest and wink, "Hei." They all got gitty lol
>Our group starts to chat a little bit about things like university and work
>Start getting into a deep conversation with the hottest one of them who moves closest to me
>This group starts to get out slowly, it's getting kind of late and it's just us now
>her lips press to my ear softly as she whispers, "stay a little please?"
>Eye her up and down, she takes off her towel and shows me it all
>getting ready to plow her there, I take off my towel and am rock hard
>Amazed, she gets on her knees and begins to give me the succ
>much to my fear, she's actually too good, I'm about to bust
>Early cooming is not in my best interest, she stops and says, "First letter of every line."

>/Thread/

Sauna is fun. But banya is better.

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Anything but 6, but would also settle for 6

Russia>Italy>Norge>Portugal>France>Denmark>Germany>Spain and yeah Sverige is a tranny.

Aight let's see

I live in a sixth floor apartment and have my own sauna.
Been here about 14 days so far and have been to the sauna 10 times.
I never realized how fucking well this thing helps me sleep.

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Rollin

Rhonda Patrick is a huge fan of them. They slow your gains losses if you can’t lift and they do all other kinds of good things. You need to stay in a long time, though, to get known levels of benefits (closer to 30 minutes at 80°C).
Unisex saunas are for Finns and plebs.

roling for Spain

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norway or denmark plzzz

Maybe a bad idea because of corona, but I went today anyway.

neuf s'il vous plait

What are these all kinda of other things?

MARK ROLAN

yes

rollan

>Dubs gets you nothing.

IHAN VITUN KUUMA ÄLÄ VITTU HEITÄ ENEMPÄÄ LÖYLYÄ AI SAATANA

That Dane is fine, I'd deconstruct her klocki.

not sure but I think the Swedish one is actually an underaged dude.

god fucking damnit

They're ok

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Dutchfag here
For most people sauna's are a bit tabboo here
They are unisex and no swim suits allowed
>Go there to eye up some milfs
>been so many times I no longer go hard at the sight of pussy
>maybe it's over exposure or maybe I'm just dead inside
>work up sweat
>shower
>go to cold bath
>swim
>repeat
>decide to break habits, go to steam chamber
>oy vey
>as I walk in 3 dude follow me and sit next to me
>pay no attention to them, room is dark anyway
>after 5 minutes notice this fat boomer jerking himself
>Contemplate wether I should punch him to the ground, realise my escape would be slow and I'd get caught easly
>sigh
>go to shower again
I haven't been back sins, looking at cougar pussy is great though. I might go again one day, first have to get corona out of the picture. I don't want to catch it from some faggot who is 'sweating out his cold'

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They are quite good especially when you have 4-5 winter months.

Personally I prefer terma (turkish sauna with fog).

give me scandi MR

It's not taboo, but some people do think it a little weird.

T. Dutch veteran post-gym sauna goer

roll pls give qt russian gf

I-I don't think saunas are meant for sleeping, user

Fellow dutchfag here, which sauna bro

This is what they're trying to destroy

>only recognize half these flags because of Yas Forums and Yas Forums
Bros... yeah I'm thinkin Yas Forums made me smart

The fletcher hotel ones, I was talking about the one in Helmond. Little trash town, kinda a discount version of Eindhoven.
The one above Leiden central station is better though. Dope as fuck cause of the uni students, and the view is amazing. Stay till the evening, the city lights are beautifull.

The only acceptable answer is the spanish woman, the russian woman and especially the portugese woman. The rest look too thoty

Rolling for gf

Nice, i could always see the swimming pool from the train tracks at leiden cs, still have to go there though.

rollen

yes

I go in the sauna at my gym 6 days a week. Makes me feel awesome after taking a cold shower.

>Mainly boomers and builders
>Rarely any nice totty
>Everyone wears swimwear

Slightly disappointing in that sense.

Nice, check their website, I think wednesday is their swimsuit allowed day. And make a reservation, that place is busy as fuck

Rolling for Italian or Portuguese gf

1 PLEASE

I go to sauna every day. Makes me feel relaxed

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>YOu JuSt lOST hEgAmE
The fuck is hegame?

One more for 9 pls

I can't believe feminists, lefties, and other SJW faggots chat shit about the so-called "idealised Western beauty standards" or whatever the fuck they call them - as if it is in any way a negative thing.
Just look at these angels for fucks sake

check YouTube before asking a North-East Asian shitpost mill

ROLLEN

Where are the pt qts? I never see them here

Spot the tranner.

I go there once a month with my buddy. get to see some hot milfs and also hot young ladies. All in all saunas are pretty good.

Rolling for portugal

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me on the right

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I want to see all of them tarnished and defiled by blacks.

Finns don't wear towels to sauna, naked only.
Btw your story did not include your father shitting on your back like all decent sauna stories end. 0/5 would not read again.

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Oh ho hoooooooooooooooooo I’m SWOONING

Please let me roll qt french.

rollin for mandatory gf

roll

oh come on
a German Jew

whats mine

lmao got the best one
see ya later virgins

It's the same fucking thing you bydlo retard.

Rolling rolling rolling

rawl PLS GOD GIMME ONE

Rolllll

Re roll

You're not my dad!

shit man they all damn fine

rolo

the first one is a fucking guy faggot

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oo la la je suis rolling por francais et sverige

i'd still fuck it in the ass

The top left "swedish" "girl" is a norwegian tranny by the name Emma Ellingsen

>trusting (((youtube))) more than the chinz
Nah, I'll ask my bros

going to saunas in antwerp is too expensive... i go swimming everyday for 1,2euro but sauna is like 12 euro. cant seem to find anything cheap

lets go denmark, germany, italy, or portugal

Good luck finding girls that look like that in Portugal, kek.

The German is clearly the best. Conservatively dressed, autistic, pretty.

kek

Germany > All