There's a gun pointed at your head. You're presented a choice to fuck either Abby or Leon. You HAVE to pick one

I'd let Leon fuck me

Leon

If they want me to fuck a man, I'm not pussyfooting around.

Leon —he's relentlessly handsome

I'd take the bullet desu

The one with the vagina.

One of them can bring a whole generation of superhumans with their DNA. The other lacks Balls of Steels. Yeah I think I'll go with Leon.

Leon if I have his consent.
Otherwise Abby.

Face down ass up, a little crisco on the cheeks... you know Abby's hauling a donker around

I'd take the bullet, because I ain't a homo.

Enjoy the bullet.