I'm sick of fucking TLoU2 threads, so pick an item. you can't pick the shopkeep

THE ANSWER IS LOVEEEEE!!! LOVEEEEE!!! AND GOD!!!

I try to flirt with the shopkeep.

I want the shop sign.

Green is just a shittier red and blue is for sissies

Burger

BURGER

I pick the General Shop sign and put it over my neck so people pay me to suck my dick

FUCK you OP you CUNT you DELIBERATELY put a sexy shopkeep in because you KNEW I would coom to it and you fucking KNEW I would pick it and YOU TOOK IT AWAY YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

i was tempted to get the burger but pendant would give me more burgers and friends. they probably won't die given that I'm not doing anything to put myself in danger

So what is the downside to the pendant?
inb4 no true love