I'm sick of fucking TLoU2 threads, so pick an item. you can't pick the shopkeep

I'm sick of fucking TLoU2 threads, so pick an item. you can't pick the shopkeep.

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pendant

Burger.

If you don't pick the burger can you really call yourself an American?

burgah

i pick the pendant then fuck the shopkeep
FUCK YOU OP you cant tell me what to do

What if the shopkeeper offered you these potions instead?
You still can't choose the shopkeeper

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can i feed the burger to the shopkeep

neither you nor the cat are strong enough, so i rape shopkeep

Pendant then telling people to get you burgers and guns.

THE ANSWER IS LOVEEEEE!!! LOVEEEEE!!! AND GOD!!!

I try to flirt with the shopkeep.

I want the shop sign.

Green is just a shittier red and blue is for sissies

Burger

BURGER

I pick the General Shop sign and put it over my neck so people pay me to suck my dick

FUCK you OP you CUNT you DELIBERATELY put a sexy shopkeep in because you KNEW I would coom to it and you fucking KNEW I would pick it and YOU TOOK IT AWAY YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

i was tempted to get the burger but pendant would give me more burgers and friends. they probably won't die given that I'm not doing anything to put myself in danger

So what is the downside to the pendant?
inb4 no true love

Fuck off, furfag.

But if I pick the pendant I get to fuck the shopkeep, no?

You can't tell me what to do.
I'm gonna nut inside of the shopkeep and there's nothing you can do to change my mind.

Is the desk made out of mahagoni?

People will annoy you
The real strat is to take the potion and force people to love you/obtain burger

Pendant, then bang the shopkeepers

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Pendant. Cause world peace, create a utopia. (If everyone worships me like a god, I can convince people not to do malicious things.)

And with that power, I’ll pound the shopkeep, any well endowed woman I want, and you as well, just to spite you.

Question, can i get 500 forks?

I pick the general shop sign.

they all suck

Cloak and collar, easy choice.

TLDR

This. What the fuck am I supposed to do with guns or bombs?

I honestly thought the cloak was a Time Janny for a second.

Use them as sex toys, duh

>Green
Gives mind control
>Red
Become the Thing
>Blue
Become an arcane mage

Spite? But wouldn't a faggot enjoy that?

if i pick the ring do i get the fuck the everloving shit out of the shadow cat for a solid 24 hours

use green, mind control people to take the other potions, bam, have control of all three

maybe, but you could do that with pendant also

Not even gay, but I’d just do it as a way of saying “fuck you, I do what I want”

Rules explicitly say that you can't do that