Why didn't you follow your dreams and become a video game developer Yas Forums?

Because I realized I don't actually like video games as video games.

Even without the context of shitty work environment and abuse this is demeaning. Anyone else feels the same?

the company is dog themed, what's so hard to understand

not dog themed
SEXUALLY dog themed

what's with the obsession with Americans

>kennelled (and they fucking spelled it wrong too)
>doghouse
What the actual fuck is with this weird furry shit vibe?

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I dev shit and write engines on my own, video game development for a company?

That's about the dumbest shit you can do. You do not want to work in that industry, not only do they pay you less for about the same amount of work you'd do in a non-vidya software position at another company but they overwork you and they do not respect your work-life balance. If you want to make something on the larger side you should do it with friends and people you know. With strangers its not gonna work so well and more likely than not you'll be working on some mobile games or working on some shit you don't want to work on, learning absolutely nothing, and always fearing losing your job because of the high turnovers. You're easily replaced by naive college grads.

I repeat, do it with friends, do it alone, join a friend, but do not work for a corporation, besides literally every game studio started off as just friends.

Nothing about that is sexual user.

>kenneled
>5 years in the doghouse
I get it, but come on now.

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i dont have any dreams

bruh

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It is, though. They're taking the dog stuff way too far and it's uncomfortably cringe. It's pretty obvious there's some underlying sexually implicit stuff about it.

I bet they call new team members "puppies" and the puppies have to get fucked by the "old dogs" or some heinous shit we'll read about in a giant #metoo tier scandal in the near future that makes the company implode.

>I bet they call new team members "puppies"
now I'm uncomfortable

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you just know

Hey, at least he's allowed to sleep somewhere.

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>company likes puns a little more than most normal people
>user starts projecting their deviant sexual fetishes onto it
And here we fucking go. /fur/ revival when?

That's a big fucking dick holy shit

my dream isn't to become a video game developer it's to become a video game publisher

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yeah i hear you. its that cringey shit that corporations do to try and make their employees feel "apart of the team" but it always falls flat and makes you feel like even more of an asshole. its like that "Lets get social" video

Ok real talk for a minute here. How the FUCK are we supposed to compete with that human bros?

Imagine it's your first day at Naughty Dog.

The guy who's giving you the studio tour, let's call him "Mark", gives you a wry grin and says "We're all naughty dogs here" as he leads you down a bright orange corridor.
"Here's the kennel" he points out and points out the break room, "And down here is the dog bowl. That's what we call the cafeteria, as you can see we're pretty quirky here, haha" he continues.
You walk a while and he points out the toilets. "Drinking from the toilets generally isn't encouraged but if you do at least flush first" he chuckles.
"Since you're the newest pup you'll of course be expected to have the old dogs check on your work sometimes. But don't worry, they're all gentle giants. They're much more bark than bite, haha"

"And this" he says "Will be your work station. Please keep all kibbles and chew toys on your desk, and try to keep shedding to a minimum haha. I'll let you get settled in, and you're welcome to join us in the Dog Bowl at noon, we'll be watching a DVD of Paw Patrol haha, fair warning though belly rubs are mandatory haha"

And he walks away while making barking noises.

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Wait I thought humans were supposed to have the biggest dick to body mass ratio?

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I can't imagine sticking with a company that treats their employees as badly as ND for five goddamn years

You don't, you let Sparky Thunderknot fuck your wife and you be happy about it.

I realized the industry sucks, I can't work with a bunch of faggots.

It's a doggy dog world out there.

> "We're all naughty dogs here"

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Your first week at Naughty Dog and you get invited to attend "Knot Nite".
Do you go?

Because I'd rather make money for my hard work.

Don't know what the industry is like now but around 4 years ago I kept hearing that there was a big demand for 3D animators.

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>Working for 5 years under shitty conditions in Jewish Dog
>"Can I get a promotion or salary rise?"
>"No, fuck you. Here's a trophy instead."

>the trophy mocks you for being a literal slave and no more than a dog to your masters
Heh, ironic and playful.