Dealing with your significant other

I don't understand why anyone would want to ever want a relationship. Why would you ever willingly invite such a siphon of money and free time? Especially knowing how shittily half of all relationships end. It's so fucking stupid. Why are you doing this, it's nonsensical.

>but it's my natural instinct
what are you, a fucking dog?

God I hate fatties

Reminds me of that one case in LA Noire
>"I'd never give up on my wife"
>2 seconds later
>"I WAS SICK OF THAT BITCH"

>what are you, a fucking dog?
yes

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Kys

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Because of two things:
1. Biological lust drive that pushes us towards wanting to mate with the opposite sex
2. Social conditioning from certain cultures that enforce the ideas of marriage and coupling at an early age to children, and define their route to social success mainly as the act of procreating and supporting the children you create to do the same in the future

You first phone poster.

>larpfag
>poorfag
Keep crying about phones gayretard

I feel like you took this right off the front page of reddit.

proof?