Dealing with your significant other

I don't understand why anyone would want to ever want a relationship. Why would you ever willingly invite such a siphon of money and free time? Especially knowing how shittily half of all relationships end. It's so fucking stupid. Why are you doing this, it's nonsensical.

>but it's my natural instinct
what are you, a fucking dog?

God I hate fatties

Reminds me of that one case in LA Noire
>"I'd never give up on my wife"
>2 seconds later
>"I WAS SICK OF THAT BITCH"

>what are you, a fucking dog?
yes

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Kys

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Because of two things:
1. Biological lust drive that pushes us towards wanting to mate with the opposite sex
2. Social conditioning from certain cultures that enforce the ideas of marriage and coupling at an early age to children, and define their route to social success mainly as the act of procreating and supporting the children you create to do the same in the future

You first phone poster.

>larpfag
>poorfag
Keep crying about phones gayretard

I feel like you took this right off the front page of reddit.

proof?

Yeah. They've got the eggs, man.

>tfw just turned 29 and never even held a girls hand let alone hug or fug them

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>knowing what’s on the front page of reddit

You have no right to call anyone reddit

why not? are you fat?

Which school of magic are you interested in?

t. 35 yr old wizard

I'm not gonna say I speak for most guys but a considerable amount of us hump and dump. No relationships.

He just took a guess. It sounds like you're the one who knows.

This guy already beat me to it.
You really think this normie-ass post wouldn’t be a top post on there? Did I offend you by mentioning your favorite site? Chill out.

>significant other claims that sims 2 is the best sims game
>download and play sims 1 together for hours
>they admit they were wrong

no, i just presume that i'm ugly

cant even remember the last time a chick even looked me in the eyes when talking to me

Nobody is Live Action Role Playing in this thread

>Getting married
I'm not insulting, but give me a good reason why any man should get married in this modern age.

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>carpet floor
Yuck

You know there is a button that lets you reverse search right retard this is kinda embarrassing can’t imagine how pathetic your life is

Ah, a fellow redditor. I tip my hat to you and 1000 internets to you good sir.

op is about having a life that isn’t a lonely pathetic hole

why do I feel like this is straight copied from reddit?

To experience a satisfying, monogamous partnership.

>What is reverse search
Kys

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I was pure and innocent before I came here why do you guys make me hate women?

Let me rephrase that question: why would someone marry a white girl in the modern age?

I am torn apart from the inside by my desire to both want a woman in my life and my despise for them.

You do realize the LIVE ACTION in larp is there to imply that its not happening on the internet right?

get one temporarily, fuck them, then move to the next?

I posted this same thing a little bit ago and people got really mad.

>Just remember that someone who games all day will get more and more frustrating when you actually want to spend time or do something with her.

I would kill for a wife that plays vidya. Mine hates video games with a passion and looks down with pity on anyone who plays them.

Besides, why would I want to do anything with a SO besides playing video games and having sex?

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>50% of all marriages in the US end in divorce

Not worth the risk imo.