Spoon feed me please. How do I emulate this?

>these games are for children!
>h-how do I emulate them?
Go fuck yourself.

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Check out as many places as you can. Ask when they restock.

who are you quoting?

Of better yet, get a life.

Is $300 really that much for people?

Buy a switch THIEF.

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You don't. It's a mediocre game that's regressed from all the good level design, movement, difficulty, powerups, etc. found in previous titles. When ONE level of the entire game feels like something on par with SUPER MARIO 64 of all things (that being the level leading up to the Bowser final boss) you know the game is tripe. I will admit the movement is absolutely fantastic (but still weighed down by shitty waggle mechanics so handheld mode makes doing actions impractical), but it's wasted on such a baby-tier difficult game with level design I could navigate in my sleep. Fuck this game and everyone who sung praise for it, if this is going to be the future of Mario games, the franchise is dead.

It wouldn't be if I could find it in stock anywhere, you fucking retard.

1. download yuzu
2. find a rom off rutracker or tpb
3. open rom in yuzu
4. ???
5. buy the console + game legitimately when stuff is back in stock

>buy the console + game legitimately when stuff is back in stock
hahahahahaha

If you have money, then buy a switch.
If you don't have money, then you should be working, not wasting time trying to figure out emulation

Nintendo offers an easy, painless, and fair way to purchase your games and there is very little stopping you from dumping the files to play with an emulator or share with friends. No DRM, no region-locking.
The only use case I can legitimately think of is trialing. You don't have excuses here like anime or movies.

user, in case you've been living under a rock, nobody can really work right now.

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>Nintendo offers an easy, painless, and fair way to purchase your games
FIrst off, this is very debatable since Nintendo is not only charging exorbitant prices for older games, but there is an insane amount of games that they simply can't or won't release for one reason or another. And thus, there is no legal avenue for procuring a very, very large percentage of their catalogue.

But really, I just don't give a fuck and want shit for free.

Do you think everyone else on the internet is the same person?

The first person in this thread who wasnt a complete useless toxic piece of shit

Are you also the person that thought roms were totally legal "backups" and only allowed if you own a physical copy of the game?

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No work for students. idiot. virgin. incel. bitch. retard. nigger. kill yourself

>3D World
>same as Odyssey
Need to work on your shitposting
1/10

No. I wank to play in 4k with mods, not buy a shitty handheld made in China. Fuck you.

if we fuck would it count as incest?