Is he a simp?

Peach wants Mario more than he wants her. she's the one trying to get him to do couple's shit with her
>"Mario come watch the fireworks with me"
>"Mario come see the meteor shower with me"
>"Mario let's fly to this island resort, just you and me, leave your brother"
Plus she's the one always kissing him.
If anything Odyssey was the first time HE made a move.

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Why does he waste his time with Peach when he could have THIS classy piece of ass?

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Their paths divulged. Mario got tired of the pollution and hustle and bustle of New York right as Pauline started coming into their own and they just couldn't make it work

She dumped him back in the 80s after he saved her from Cranky. now she wants his dick again since his name's on the cover, even Mario's too smart for that

Simp this simp that, for all fucks in the world please universe make it end

she's a bitch off-screen

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Simper Mario

Is the Princess a thot?

In all odds it's probably this. Successful careerwomen like her are ruthless if not outright sociopaths

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