Is he a simp?
Is he a simp?
Liam Bailey
Elijah Myers
>when you think you’re a simp boomer but then a incel zoomer tells you you’re actually a seethe coping coomer
Hudson Cox
no, he gets paid to rescue peach.
also he fucks his harem of partners from paper mario 1 & 2
Julian Smith
No, because Peach kisses him and makes him food.
Joseph Perez
Him and Bowser are both simps
Nicholas Roberts
>all that porn of mario being cucked/ntr
what do so many artists have against him?
Thomas Foster
he's too powerful of a chad for them to possibly self-insert as so they have to depower him in fanart
Camden Perez
Holy cope.
>That true ending in Odessey
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO Mario is a SIMP. Why didn't he go for Pauline?!
Justin Bailey
No, he's-a Mario
Caleb Cruz
After the ending of Odyssey, I won't get another Mario game that involves saving that ungrateful cunt Peach.
Jose Clark
Peach wants Mario more than he wants her. she's the one trying to get him to do couple's shit with her
>"Mario come watch the fireworks with me"
>"Mario come see the meteor shower with me"
>"Mario let's fly to this island resort, just you and me, leave your brother"
Plus she's the one always kissing him.
If anything Odyssey was the first time HE made a move.
Adam Phillips
Why does he waste his time with Peach when he could have THIS classy piece of ass?
Daniel Moore
Their paths divulged. Mario got tired of the pollution and hustle and bustle of New York right as Pauline started coming into their own and they just couldn't make it work
Connor Murphy
She dumped him back in the 80s after he saved her from Cranky. now she wants his dick again since his name's on the cover, even Mario's too smart for that
Liam Flores
Simp this simp that, for all fucks in the world please universe make it end
Adrian Morgan
she's a bitch off-screen
Jeremiah Morris
Simper Mario
David Wood
Is the Princess a thot?
Logan Hall
In all odds it's probably this. Successful careerwomen like her are ruthless if not outright sociopaths
Camden Powell
this
Blake Reyes
Mario is rich asf bruh and he isn't making his money from plumbing
Peach might not be giving him pussy but she is giving him enough money and land for him to have his own castle
Josiah Hill
If the M&L games are canon, then Mario lives in a pretty small house.
Brandon Martinez
It's Mario, nothing is canon, thereby making everything canon
Jayden Walker
Only in Odyssey since every single Mario game is not canon with each other (aside from their respective prequels), because of Miyamoto.
Gabriel Cook
he just knows to live conservatively and not blow all his cash
Logan James
He even gets cucked in game, that's manlet life for you.
Levi Adams
The point of that game was that she didn't want to date the manlet OR the freak monster
Cameron Peterson
In Mario Land 2 he owns an entire island along with a castle on it
I like to imagine that that island is where most of the sports and party stuff he does takes place. All his money goes there
Christian Sullivan
not the same character
Joseph Foster
I want to marry Bowser!
Evan Hill
>Post-Super paper mario
Don't care didn't ask
Brayden Howard
It probably stems from the aversion to wanting to see Mario naked.
Like I’m all for some Peach porn, but the moment I see Mario’s dick, it’s over