ITT: we create the worst game we can think of one post at a time

>fighting a 7 foot tall black man in a skin-tight catsuit and yarmulke who attacks by throwing ninja stars of David at you and introduces himself by kool-aid manning through a wall shouting "shabbat shalom, niggas"
this game is supposed to be bad, user

The game takes up 1 TB due to being translated to over 200 languages no one speaks and unoptimized/redundant coding

>loading screens are 5+ minutes each
>can be done in like 10 seconds if you spend gems (each time)