Why did he do it?
AQDQ CHAIR SNIFFER
Joshua Hill
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Oliver Foster
Pleasure.
Brody Lewis
The man was dedicated to Der Schniefenkraft.
Robert Taylor
Just look at her.
Xavier Brown
No more GDQs or ESAs until like 2022 thanks to the germ.
Lincoln Rivera
he was tired of imagining the smell...
Adam Morgan
While you foolishly imagine the smell, he actualizes the smell.
Oliver Reed
In a world of pretenders, he was the only one who dared to unite dream and day.
Logan Ross
I'm sick of seeing this thread so I'm going to spoil the fun for everyone. He wasn't sniffing her seat, he was picking up a soda bottle he left under his own seat. He had to get off the chair and kneel on the floor to grab it because everything is harder when you're fat.
Cameron Stewart
He was getting a hint at what he'd be experiencing that night when he plowed her. Absolutely guarantee this chick took two loads from him that night and two more in the morning.
Joshua Robinson
t.Chair sniffer
Alexander Stewart
Everyone is saying "he was just picking something up" which is true if you watch the VOD. However, of course he's going to be picking something up. He's not going to make it that obvious if he was trying to sniff. It's like when a guy pretends to tie his shoe to get a better view of a girl's ass. It's the oldest trick in the book. people don't seem to realize he can be both picking something up and sniffing her seat. The two things aren't mutually exclusive.
If he really wasn't trying to sniff though, then what I wanna know is why did he pick up his item so awkwardly? Like when you're sitting down and something is at your feet, how often do you turn 180 degrees and bend all the way over to pick it up? It makes no sense.
Also look at how much attention he is paying to the girl. The gif starts out with him staring at her, then as she's getting up it looks like he tries to peak at her cleavage. As shes walking away he looks back up at her to make sure she isn't looking, then he makes his move.
Alexander Jenkins
Looks like a basic ass thot to me
Zachary Collins
Ethan Reed
>implying the soda bottle wasn't a part of his plan
Anthony Ross
t. chair sniffer
Christian Hughes
You people realize there's no smell right? Just body warmth if you sit on the chair.
Daniel Reyes
It was a once in a lifetime opportunity, so he lapped that shit up.
Joseph Campbell
Mightve been a really hot day
Ryan Allen
Fags have been saying this since day one. There's no denying it, the eyeful of ass he gets before he goes in for the kill speaks for itself. Honestly the guy should just own it.
Jacob Garcia
Fucking retard.
Jeremiah Anderson
>his nose can't detect the smell
oh, user....I'm so sorry for you
Michael Parker
>there is no smell guys I promise
Nicholas Powell
finally, redemption
Josiah Hall
Haaahaha
Jacob Gray
hello chair sniffer
Caleb Jackson
and why should i believe what a niggeredditor has to say?
Hunter Davis
Everyone says he just picked something up, but his nose got a lot closer to the seat than it needed to be
Camden Ward
He just wanted a quick whiff. No harm done.
Jonathan Diaz
Does he still remember the smell?
Jaxson Hill
kek
Evan Reyes
>realizing all the incredibly obvious excuses I made to look at stuff over the years
>they knew