Imagine paying 60$ for a game you can finish in under an hour.
Imagine paying 60$ for a game you can finish in under an hour
Anthony Watson
Hudson Davis
We used to do it all the time. Super Mario World could be finished in one hour by finding the secret in Donut Plains 1, and it wasn't even all that obscure.
Jack Miller
Nigger there are people who pay thousands of USD for what barely constitutes as a game.
Matthew Taylor
Imagine playing one path and calling the game done
Nolan Flores
haha
Ryder Thomas
I remember renting this game and being super excited to play it because I loved Yoshi's Island so much.
And then I played it and I was so disappointed.
Cameron Morris
Imagine buying a game without renting it first in the late 90s.
Luke Gutierrez
if you weren't such a fucking zoomer you would know games didn't cost $60 when yoshi story came out
Lincoln Martin
Meanwhile, I can put five dollars into a pinball machine, and play that for an hour.
Jaxson White
Your mom finished in one second on my dick LOL
Josiah Foster
Yoshi’s story was based af, I bet you didn’t even all-cantaloupe all of the levels or unlock the black and white yoshis
Nathan Martin
Inflation retard
Jacob King
>t. retarded underage pretending to not be underage
Sebastian Myers
This is one of the worst sequels in gaming history, imagine going from Yoshi's Island to this
What went wrong?
Matthew Moore
That's a pretty retarded statement considering inflation actually made them comparatively more expensive
Austin White
Fuck Yoshi’s Island and fuck baby mario. At least Story didn’t actively annoy me.
Ryder Lee
Just don't play it so fast then.
Jayden Watson
how long does nier automata last?
Kevin Ortiz
Yoshi's Story is one those games that filters casuals. The all melon runs of levels is the true challenge while being able to just eat any other fruit is to ensure casuals can pick up and play and have fun with little trouble.
Jace Lopez
the game is still shit
Liam Moore
Who here unlocked Purple Yoshi? You get him by collecting all heart coins.
Logan Price
t. casual
Hunter Walker
i honestly really enjoyed yoshi's story, thought the artstyle was great and so was the music, and i sure as hell didn't complete it in an hour as a kid
don't think i've seen anything other than hate for it though. sad times.
Dominic Lopez
uhh no the game just sucks
Wyatt Bailey
This was a good game though. Rather play it than evil souls or whatever the fuck it is zoomers like these days.
Eli Kelly
>being filtered by a Yoshi game
Jordan Ward
it's not about being filtered, it's about how yi is the only actually decent yoshi game
Robert Reed
I remember shitting myself when I discovered black yoshi on my own. Had no idea he was in the game.
Ryder James
Yeah, they were, and even more expensive. you underage faggot
Mason Myers
Fuck that final boss.
David Russell
>Always reluctant to go to jungle puddle due to insta-death by getting eaten by fish
Any place with invincible kill-fish unnerves me.
Leo Gomez
That stage scared me as a kid because of that fish.
Mason White
It's easy as fuck, just throw the bombs at the ceiling at spam throw when Baby Bowser is on the ground.
Jose Lee
Fuck this faggot in Mario 64 too
Parker Kelly
Not even the worst Yoshi game
Lucas Sullivan
That's not New Island
Isaiah Bennett
>Tilt Controls
How the fuck did that work?
Hudson Allen
No joke, I Forgot that existed.
Easton Thomas
they put a sensor in the cart
Jackson Watson
that's not a fucking game that's exploitation and digital robbery. this shit should have been made illegal like 10 years ago.
Jonathan Cruz
Mercury
Thomas Howard
video games are so god damn disposable.
Josiah Johnson
Bubba was scarier than the Eel in 64
That game made me terrified of Dorrie too. It sets a bad precedent with large fish.
Jason White
Yoshi's Story is my mom's favorite game. She was ecstatic when I gave her and my dad an HDMI modded N64, they hadn't played any N64 titles since I was a little kid. She got all melons on every stage, we still have the cart with her completed file on it.
Cooper Sanders
Fun fact: that fish had a golf course in Mario Golf 64.
Robert Davis
It had a special cartridge which detected the tilting.
Even some GBC games had something similar. Top Gear Rally had a rumble feature, for example.
Blake Perez
>All melons on every stage
And here I thought this was gonna be a story about how she was able to get into it because it was cute and casual-friendly.
Your mom sounds like a cool lady.
Jace King
I will never forgive this game for making Yoshi what he is like today.
Luis Ortiz
>evil fish in water
>piranha plants everywhere
Fuck living in the mushroom kingdom
Juan Foster
>gets to eat black shy guys/eggs are explosive
I felt like a "my dad works at nintendo" kid when I found him
that fish needs to burn in hell