Why doesn't Yas Forums play X-Piratez?

Why doesn't Yas Forums play X-Piratez?
>400+ hours long
>1000+ different items
>the most autistic research tree ever created in any game ever
>combat is exponentially more challenging than braindead weeb SRPGs
>completely lacking in restraint, most of the images in the game are softcore porn or cropped hentai, the humanist faction is literal swastica waving nazis, had topless snake women before xcom 2, most factions are some form of busty anime girls, can light people on fire or capture them and make them slaves
>instead of being some hero mary sues, you just fly around in your spaceship and rob people
>amazing OST (youtu.be/ZO2o2HFt92s)
>kino graphics
So Yas Forums, what is your excuse? Why aren't you playing this game RIGHT NOW?

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Because it's bad.

How is it bad? :)

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Because it's relatively hard to get into, and doesn't hold your hand. It may not require the same level of autism as Dorf fort or Aurora, but it still is too much for Yas Forums.

It doesn't interest me. I love OpenXCOM and I want a more detailed XCOM experience. Not some silly porn-inspired pirate game. Just not my thing.

You wrote it off before even trying it? It's extremely good.
>porn-inspired
It's not "porn-inspired." It's just a hot-blooded game that doesn't answer to anyone.

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I honestly had an easier time with dorf fort than x-piratez.

It's better overall designed x-com experience than, say, xcom files. But I won't judge your hate of boobs, fagget.

Nice downvote, reddit.

>400+ hours long
Because no game needs to be that long