>start new playthrough of 3H
>Reading books in the church library
>The Book of Seiros, part 5
>Commandment 5:
>”Dare not kill, harm, lie, or steal, unless such acts are committed by the will of the goddess.”
>literally just “It’s ok the church does it goy”
>Church-fags will unironically defend this made up religion propped up by literal shapeshifting reptilians.
>mfw
Church fags will defend this
Aiden Barnes
Adam Hall
edelgard's entire thing is doing exactly what the church does while saying "it's okay when i do it." and then she acts all pro humanity but will turn herself into a monster to win.
Justin Smith
I was so disappointed when I found out the flame emperor was this bitch.
Joshua Clark
post more
Grayson Hall
>will turn herself into a monster to win
only happens in non-canon routes
in the official canon route, Crimson Flower, Edelgard does not need to use any weird powers unlike Dimitri and the Ch*rch goons
Kevin Sullivan
>literally only wins because she has Jesus helping her
Cooper Clark
love pantyhose
Kevin Baker
Feet too stinky
Owen Hernandez
NNOOOOO SHE DID IT FIRST!!!! ILL TELL MOMMY
Jack James
haha feet
Ryder Gonzalez
Holy shit this. Why don't more games have women with pantyhose? Its so much better looking than bare leg.
Oliver Reyes
If you're going to say that then church mom is actually an insane Sothis-sexual who forces entire countries to march under the church's banner because she really, really wants to sacrifice one person in an attempt that might possibly bring back Sothis.
Different routes make different characters, you can't just say "well in THIS route THIS person is an evil meanie!" Because they probably won't be in another one, and it makes the whole thing kind of pointless to argue about
Christian Morris
Id kill everyone at the monastery for the tiniest sniff of her feet bros
Liam Taylor
Edelgard is my wife
Noah Bennett
bros...
Ethan Gray
>reptilians
But why does that make them bad?
Angel Richardson
*S-Supports you*
Samuel Thomas
Rheasimps aren't human.
James Robinson
What do anime girl feet smell like Yas Forums?
Adam Green
ask tomokoposter on /c/
John King
She burned my wife
Charles Cruz
i'll never play the game but i know that edelgard is best girl
James Long
Churchfags don't care because they want to be the super-duper good guys with no repercussions. Therefore they have convinced themselves that the church can do no wrong and Edelgard is just a big meanie for no reason. They can't have grey area, it has to be right or wrong so they can pick the winning team.
Also muh dragon mommy gf.
Xavier Reyes
Why the fuck are you stuttering?
Austin Jenkins
That's a pile of hamburgers
Caleb Sanchez
>The church is wrong
Yes.
>Therefore Edelgard has carte blanche to act like a dictator and be even worse than the Church
No. Dumb Edeltard.
Carter Hughes
Edeltards and Rheafags are both blinded by the false promise of sex. The one true path is to stand by your bros and cut down anyone in your way.
Cameron Ramirez
Oliver Thompson
Oh, whoops I slipped.
Camden Collins
>official canon
>CF
John Edwards
Wish him a happy birthday
Leo Sullivan
but that's why any of them win tho xd