Nichegamer Final Fantasy 7 Remake Review

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>Final Fantasy VII Remake does not replace the original. It also leans on the original for various means, whether it is for meta-narrative purposes, or its own existence. It is inefficient with its time, leading to a bloated and padded-out scenario that was told so much more effectively in 1997. It does enhance some characters who had very little screen time, and the cast do an admirable job at bringing them to life. The soundtrack and combat system are the most polished that the franchise has ever had. So much of the setting and atmosphere is so well defined that it almost feels real. It is a shame that so much time had to be wasted in Midgar, and that Final Fantasy VII Remake couldn’t be just a remake. There was room to improve upon for the original, but that is not what Tetsuya Nomura wanted to do. He was more interested in leaving his stain on what is Square Enix’s most important game ever they made.

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>episodic structure will be it's undoing
that's a bold claim

From which website did they stole the review from.

Part of reviewing games involves thinking highly of your opinion and yourself

>deviation from the source material
this is one of those things faggots will argue endlessly about whether it's even a con or not, though

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Anyone with an IQ higher than 95 could write this. What makes people read game reviews? Moreover, quote them? I don't fucking understand, their perception of games is no more intellectualized, refined or sensitive than yours. You guys are 14 years old, right?

>episodic structure will be it's undoing

I give his review a 2/10

spbp

>Square Enix's best looking game
>inconsistent low quality visuals
which is it?

They're right about the padding and the time jannies/timeline bullshit.

he's right you know

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they're not mutually exclusive, ESLtard

He is right. Most second parts sell lower, than means lower budget for 3rd part.

Based NG dumpstering this game.

>episodic structure will be it's undoing

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educate yourself monolingual troglodyte

both of these things can be true, and in this case they are

>nichetranny
Lmao.

>episodic structure will be its undoing
Clueless tranny

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It was sold/advertised/marketed as a sham

the fine print:

画面は開発中のものも含みます。
本作は1997年に発売された『FINAL FANTASY VII』(原作)のリメイク作品です。ミッドガル脱出までの原作を元にオリジナルの要素を加えた作品となり、複数作で展開予定の第一作目です。
(C) 1997, 2020 SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. All Rights Reserved. CHARACTER DESIGN: TETSUYA NOMURA / ROBERTO FERRARI
* Screens include those under development.
* This work is a remake of "FINAL FANTASY VII" (original work) released in 1997. It is a work that adds original elements based on the original work until Midgar escape, and it is the first work scheduled to be developed in multiple works.

Read the small print before you buy anything, doofus

By itself, an episodic structure isn't necessarily a bad thing. In this case, where this shit fucking ending implies far-reaching consequences for every subsequent part, relying on people still wanting to stick around for the bullshit is not going to work

lmao

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Spot on review.

>503915794
Square spends tons of time on character models but little on textures for the environment. In a bathroom sink the items on said sink looks like they came from half life 2

>gets a 7
>still get hate
why are ffags mentally ill?

>Square Enix's best looking game

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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soul

I think that mostly depends on just how long they take to release the next part(s).

So now Yas Forums is in favor of episodic releases?
You fuckers confuse me

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>"Don't you ever forget this view"
>It's a fucking blurry jpeg of Sector 7 with no visible landmarks in Sector 6 or 5
the worst part is that despite all this it's still SE's best looking game, that's how low the bar is

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who's idea was it to use gogle image thumbnails as backgrounds?

dude even kh3 looks better than 7R, let alone XV which shits on both

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fuck off Squeenix employee.

>no wall market
>no church
A little consistency in your own fucking game, please

7r is the worst looking aaa game of this gen while xv is the best looking game of this gen

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>nichegamer
>reviews

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Barry, for the love of God. Please seek mental health helponce Corona is over. Yas Forums would probably crowdfund it at this point

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST CHANGE FFVII'S PLOT ITS LITERAL PERFECT

MUH ONE WINGED ANGEL
MUH COPY/PASTE ALIEN PARASITE PLOT THAT WAS OVERDONE IN THE 50S

NONONONONO DONT DARE CHANGE IT.

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>jrpgs are story driven
>story is bad

Missing the point

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why is the lightning so bad in this game?

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The point is FFVII basedboys want a perfect 1:1 recreation of this 7/10 game they have on the highest of high pedastools.

If you desperately NEEDED a remake just fucking download 7th Heaven mod manager. For the rest of us functional humans who have taste we don't mind them trying something new with the world and it's characters, because if it fails (Which so far it is), we can just go back to the OG

>episodic structure will be its undoing!!!

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>incredible attention to detail to innumerable minutia
>Square Enix's best looking game that pushes Unreal 4 to its limits

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>It's another Barry dumps some cherrypicked images while unironically jerking off to XV

Just wait for the "Lol you just have to hold square" dump to begin while he reports or freaks out trying to discredit all the FFXV ones

>all these retards ITT defending $60 episodic content

7/10 when some of the "bad" are purely speculation
that gives 7r a 9/10

they pan over to reveal aerith's beautiful house and garden, cloud goes "...woah" and it all looks like a fucking horror show

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You either die a hero or live long enough to see Barry be right

>negatively deviate from the source material
This nigga just wanted a 1:1 remake with prettier graphics. How shallow of him.

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Since when did people start shitting on the original FF7 so much? I thought all that wanting for a remake was because it was a great game but apparently it's not really that good at all.