You can't stop them, might as well join them. 16 million people can't be wrong.
Just buy the fucking game already
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They are 12 years old OP. You want to tell us something??
will it increase the amout of sonia porn there is?
Bullshit. She ain't no 12 year old.
I already did
>16 million people can't be wrong
Yes they can.
>16 million people can't be wrong.
First Pokemon game I am not even remotely interested in buying. Someone could literally gift me this game and I still won't play it.
How many abortions do you think she's had?
feet
None, because she has been protecting her virginity for me
They unironically look like this today
Marnie is for _______
None, lesbians don't get pregnant
Gloria
they've always looked like that
Intense all over tickling!
based Chadsnarl
*blocks your path*
Can you unlock Marnie's shirt?
*slurpee*
>Broken exp system not optional
>Linear and smallest region in the franchise
>3 major cities, less than any other game
>One town is literally a pokémon center and a gym
>10 routes, less than any other game
>Routes are literally hallways
>No optional areas other than wild area
>Wild area is an empty laggy multiplayer lobby
>No exploration at all
>No dungeons
>Escape rope is now useless, there's nowhere you can get lost
>No day/night cycle until postgame except wild area
>The rest of the region has progression-gated day/night cycle during the story
>No GTS
>Pay multiplayer and pay Home or they'll delete your old pokémon
>Only 1 optional legendary hunt, less than any other game
>2 legendaries per game, less than any other game
>Awful story, even by Pokemon standards
>No elite 4
>Elite 4 replacements are 3 battles against newbies like you and heal you between fights
>The credits movie has the mouse cursor still on screen
>have to talk to a random NPC just to be able to adjust volume controls
>Postgame as short as XY
>Most generic battle tower in the franchise
>Cut a lot of moves
>Cut over half of the dex "to improve" visuals
>Graphics barely improved
>Same models
>Same animations except a few specific attacks
>Kanto pandering in form of regional forms
>Kanto pandering in form of new shitty exclusive and temporal mechanic
>20$ more for much less and messier overall content
>have to pay an extra $30 for post-game DLC
>still won’t have all the Pokemon after DLC
Why would I when I can already see the porn for free
>shitskin
BASED
Thank you for the service.
Why are you a faggot user?
yea, I'm thinking based
>friend of mine got his first nintendo console with switch
>JUST to get gen 8, his first pokemon game
>absolutely fucking in love with it
>knows i have a living dex
>constantly begging me to breed him stuff
>offering to buy me the version opposite his just to make it easier for me to trade with him
its weird and i dont like it