Xcom
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Xcom
John Clark
Xcom
Ryder Baker
does snake have pusspuss
Connor Hall
yesss
Logan Brown
i need more sneks
also i'm legit excited to try the new expansion even if there's a lot of ways it can go wrong
Leo Ross
they have human DNA, anything is possible
Hunter Campbell
>can't get gf because I almost never leave my property
>even if I could she wouldn't be a cute xeno waifu
Christian Nelson
Snakefuckers ruined XCOM
Samuel Baker
You mean XCOOM, right?
Sebastian King
I kinda wanna but, all 5 at once?
William Bell
Yes
When the Viper King was created, he did nothing but fuck hundreds of Vipers.
John Mitchell
Reminder...
Ryan Kelly
What's the implication here? A brothel for the left sign or something?
Benjamin Stewart
>XCOM Chimera Squad followed by Gears Tactics within the span of a week
Feels good to be a squad tactics chad.
Cooper Hall
No he fucked human women
Colton Moore
>mfw politics faggots got utterly destroyed by coomers
fuckers have been beating their meat since the new game was announced, cant beat that level of stamina
Nathaniel Lee
Get open xcom for the first 2 and skip the last 2 they are absolute garbage.
Landon Parker
Or just a strip joint. I think the point is that it's cannon that humans find sneks attractive
Colton Green
3 out of 5 are good, just ignore enforcer and interceptor
Leo Turner
Jose Turner
im definitively satisfied, im almost certainly going to get both
Robert Jones
Well there is a video of a man fucking a boa constrictor so that tracks.
Kevin Morales
Snake cloaca.
Josiah Reyes
i'm posting it again
Brandon James
Does open xcom work with pirated games? Should i just skip straight to the XCOM remakes after Apocalypse?
Jaxon Morales
Why ruin that picture with legs?
Caleb Sanders
At least they acknowledged it, and it's not just "reptiles are bad, m'kay"
Jayden Reyes
>Pre-order bonus is just a single character
>Absolutely zero benefits to them, it's just another preset hero with a defined personality and looks
>But it's Cole Train
Smart bastards.
Ryan Wilson
Stop coping. Accept that you're an ugly fuck and aren't missing out anything
Evan Bailey
I'd take a break so as to not overload. They're pretty long games and can get a bit repetitive unless you're really into TBT, but otherwise yes
Easton Young
>Legs
If you're gonna be a snakefucker at least do it properly
Justin Hernandez
Im not sure if Open Xcom works with pirated games but i dont see why they wouldnt since you tell it where the install directory is.
Also yeah just skip to the new xcoms after Apoc since anything after it is garbage.
Nathan Adams
Vipers would be the perfect wives.
Ryder Bennett
I'm still fuzzy on the in lore reason the Rulers were aligned with Advent in game. The mission made it seem like they were uncontrollable.
Hudson Green
So she can squeeze your head with those thighs.
Austin James
>I'd take a break so as to not overload
Oh yeah i don't plan on marathoning all games
thanks anons much appreciated
Kevin Hill
...What?
Adrian Hall
Snake
Vore
Grayson Ross
She can do that with her big meaty coils instead
Connor Lee
Do it! Pound it!
Brandon Johnson
Angel Russell
Mason Carter
Isaiah Lewis
Ticks are fucking foul creatures.
Robert Sullivan
who the fuck wants to fuck an anthropomorphized snake. like seriously that's just retarded
Tyler Robinson
Vore is a retarded fetish.
Ian Hill
Go to the depths of the internets. There you shall see the true meaning of man and snek love and also question if the aliens arent doing gods work by wiping us out.
William Gray
>He wouldn't fuck this
I diagnose you with gay.
Anthony Long
>who the fuck wants to fuck an anthropomorphized snake
Literally me
Carter Reed
>BREAKER - MUTON
>Born and trained on an invasion transport ship, Axiom landed on Earth in 2015 and was among the first wave of alien invaders. Throughout the occupation, he provided security for high-value targets across numerous ADVENT city centers and facilities. After ADVENT’s surrender, he played a pivotal role in containing a chryssalid outbreak and limiting human casualties, earning him recognition from XCOM and eventually a place in their ranks.
>Axiom masterfully controls his temper and uses his rage to fuel his strength during combat. He can smash cover, panic enemies during a Breach, and perform a devastating quake maneuver that damages all nearby enemies. You definitely don’t want to make him mad.
so he's big and mean and green
Josiah Myers
I hadn't noticed the mad man colored it.
Levi Torres
I want to impregnate her repeatedly and help her raise the babies
Jacob Torres
>ywn be constricted to orgasm by a Viper
Nicholas Howard
haha yea what a bunch of weirdos
Andrew Brown
Are real snakes affectionate? Or are they soulless creatures that don't even acknowledge you?
Angel Harris
Impregnate your snek wife
Gabriel Green
>decided to try out modding
>modbuddy fails to compile any project outside of example mod without errors
fuck microsoft and fuck visual c++
Michael Martin
theyre dumb killing machines
Gabriel Carter
clever bastards
Jonathan Morris
It's that time again... and i don't feel regrets.
Evan Bailey
They can get used to you and accept you as not a threat and even a positive association, but they don't really do relationships like mammals or the more advanced lizards
Matthew Murphy
I wouldn't say affectionate, but specific types like ball pythons and hognose snakes are really timid and you can tell when they're relaxed around you which would be a sign of trust.
Vipers are aliens, and shouldn't really be compared to real snakes. I mean for starters they can eject their tongue like a chameleon.
Noah Clark
They can recognize their owner and feel safe in their presence, and they might seek you out for warmth, but they're incapable of higher emotions in our current understanding. They won't seek out affection like dogs
Caleb Rogers
>hello, everyone, my name is Markiplier, and I'm going to be squeezed by an alien snake woman!
Isaac Ross
Christian Jones