Would you ask your wife to bake you a video game cake at the age of 27?

My point is that you don't just make this kind of shit without good reason, unless you're some kind of lunatic
Only when I have other people to eat my shitty cake am I going to do my hardest to actually make it palatable and nice looking
That's why it's perfectly acceptable to have something like a vidya cake done for a special occasion, even more so from a loved one.

>getting married in modern day
For what purpose?

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I mean if she MARRIED me, not dated, married, then I'd imagine she knows about my hobbies and doesn't find them repulsive enough to leave me, so yeah fuck it why not, if I really really wanted one.

I agree with what you’re saying about special occasions, but hobby bakers who make fondant decorations for fun and craft aren’t lunatics either

Because you can develop unique and personal relationships that aren’t just the random dice rolls you’re so terrified of

I would imagine so

You understand what a hobby is, right user? Take your meds.

No I don't ask for anything for my birthday

I don't have a wife or know what kind of person my imaginary wife is, but if she specifically asked what kind of baked goods I wanted for my birthday I'd be like "brownies"

I'm not into cake. I like brownies and ice cream and cookies and shit like that. So if she really wanted to make me some brownies I'd be like "sure'.

Who gives a shit what's on a cake? You just eat it. People just make cakes with shit on them so they can take pictures of the cake and be like look at my special cake it has shit on it look at the shit on my cake wow.

I would hope my wife would just be a nihilist like me and we'd just fuck and then have some drinks after or something. Just make my own fucking brownies if I want them.

Actually who even cares about fucking anything dude.

My big sister bakes me a cake usually.