>5 hours
condense that shit nigger, no one would want to listen to you ramble for that long.
Video essay
Adrian Cox
Caleb Smith
>video titled "Why I HATE X"
>video starts with "Now, I don't ACTUALLY hate X"
Connor Anderson
user I have watched a 7 hour long video analyzing the things Pokemon ORAS did right and wrong you're fucking fine
Upload that shit
Caleb Lee
>top ten most HATED characters
>consists almost entirely of characters specifically intended to be hated
Daniel Thomas
>open in media res
>something happens
>footage freezes
>poorly drawn still of channel’s avatar is overlaid pinching the bridge of its nose
>*SIGH* Where do I even begin?
Samuel Lee
>barely ten minutes WITH sponsors AND the 10 second black fadeout
Easton Thompson
>hour of talking
>they're not even an expert on the subject they're talking about
>comments disabled
James Roberts
>"Far below the twisted, forlorn meadows of my asshole, dwells the ancient King of Taints"
>"Just how DID this legendary warlord of the Smegma Kingdom come to suck my ballsack?"
>"To uncover this mysterious lore, we're going to have to delve deep into somewhere totally unexpected: your mom"
Nicholas Price
>video essay
>author says something mildly critical
>spends five minutes apologizing profusely, making sure to clarify that the game had plenty of good points and that everyone has their own opinion and if you really like it than that’s ok too
>this happens multiple times over the course of the video
Snowman Gaming has got to be the fucking worst for this.
Justin Hughes
>Fake stuttering with the avatar appearing around the screen
>Zoom in to "angry" avatar with a red tint over the screen
>"WHY?!?!?!?"