>video essay
>but before we can talk about x we are gonna have to go all the way back to the start
Video essay
Adam Hernandez
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Ian Moore
>Video has "The rise and fall of" in the title
Tyler Taylor
>parallel universes
Samuel Hill
Don't watch video essays in the first place.
Nathan Green
>Hey, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. To explain that, we're gonna need to go wayyyyy back.
>rewind sound
>baby crying
>Uh, too far back.
>fast forward sound
Nathaniel James
Just remember. You're not the only autist on the internet with a BotW video.
Leo Collins
PLANE GEOMETRY
Gavin Gomez
Do it but edit in some fake footage of like a snuff film deep into it as a joke.
Samuel Perry
post it i need something to put on in the background while i play vidya
Ryder Morales
There are a lot of more autistic shit on Youtube. Just upload it.
Adrian Cox
>5 hours
condense that shit nigger, no one would want to listen to you ramble for that long.
Caleb Smith
>video titled "Why I HATE X"
>video starts with "Now, I don't ACTUALLY hate X"
Connor Anderson
user I have watched a 7 hour long video analyzing the things Pokemon ORAS did right and wrong you're fucking fine
Upload that shit
Caleb Lee
>top ten most HATED characters
>consists almost entirely of characters specifically intended to be hated
Daniel Thomas
>open in media res
>something happens
>footage freezes
>poorly drawn still of channel’s avatar is overlaid pinching the bridge of its nose
>*SIGH* Where do I even begin?
Samuel Lee
>barely ten minutes WITH sponsors AND the 10 second black fadeout
Easton Thompson
>hour of talking
>they're not even an expert on the subject they're talking about
>comments disabled
James Roberts
>"Far below the twisted, forlorn meadows of my asshole, dwells the ancient King of Taints"
>"Just how DID this legendary warlord of the Smegma Kingdom come to suck my ballsack?"
>"To uncover this mysterious lore, we're going to have to delve deep into somewhere totally unexpected: your mom"
Nicholas Price
>video essay
>author says something mildly critical
>spends five minutes apologizing profusely, making sure to clarify that the game had plenty of good points and that everyone has their own opinion and if you really like it than that’s ok too
>this happens multiple times over the course of the video
Snowman Gaming has got to be the fucking worst for this.
Justin Hughes
>Fake stuttering with the avatar appearing around the screen
>Zoom in to "angry" avatar with a red tint over the screen
>"WHY?!?!?!?"
Nathan Rivera
>first five minutes are unfunny skit
>it keeps interrupting the video three or four more times
Nicholas Williams
>Avatar is a wolf
Anthony Ortiz
>THIS AD IS SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Jayden Richardson
>And that's...
>why....
>The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap....
>has....
>the Deepest....
>Lore........
>Thanks for watching everyone here is my patreon subscribe for more videos and special content like stickers and buttplugs
Ethan Nelson
>video about a franchise with multiple installments
>youtuber admits he hasn't finished a single game
Austin Perez
>This video is sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Connor Wilson
>*cartoon avatar frowning and arm-crossing intensifies*
Noah Butler
>video essay
>arguments are weak, points are shallow, length is still somehow 1+ hours
Public education has really deteriorated, huh?
Benjamin Powell
If you even know what a "video essay" is, you will never fucking make it
Brody Hughes
Make what?
Aiden Brown
>mildly controversial opinion
>skit of getting attacked by "the fandom"
John Brooks
>Video essay
>It’s actually a 5 hour let’s play going over every fucking cutscene and quest in the game
Fuck Joseph Anderson and his videogame tourism bullshit.
Adrian Price
it
Henry Bell
Oliver Hill
>"Remember this is MY opinion, you can have your own and it's equally right as mine, but this is MY personal thoughts on the matter, PLEASE don't attack me in the comments..."
>Opinion that 50% of the fanbase shares
>"Sigh, I'm going to get crucified for this........"
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