No
Women don't act that way
Even when they're superbly horny
Have you ever had a thirsty 'Jessie' in your life, Yas Forums?
Gabriel Foster
Robert Smith
Yeah not to YOU
Levi Howard
Flirty?
Maybe not to uglies
Thomas Morales
don't worry user
in the next life, it's our turn to be chads!
Samuel Murphy
What did you do to mess it up?
Chase Morris
Yes, but they were 11 and I was 16 so I'm not fucking with that.
Nathan Morales
>be on instagram because my normalfag friends had it and I liked lurking
>one random friend I haven't talked to in years posts about how she kinda wants ice cream
>comment "do it" because ice cream is good
>within literally three seconds she DMs me saying "hey :))))))))))))"
>usually im an oblivious little shit but even a fucking rock could see the desperation with this
>immediately turned it into small talk before we eventually stopped talking by the end of the day
im pretty sure she fucked one of my friends a few times so I have no idea whether she actually wanted sex or a relationship. either way I'm not really interested.
Zachary Sanchez
Fucking Wedge, being a bro, over and done with that Thot. He's not even jealous.
>What did you do to mess it up?
probably not have enough money since that's all chinese care about
Cameron Gutierrez
Didn't Wedge say that Jessie is just playing a game with you?
Brandon Cook
Yes. I cock block her every day. Not interested in a woman that doesn't want to wait to engage in sex after marriage, nor do I want to be with someone who's fucked 10 other guys.
She jokes about me being a virgin and I tell her that my hand can do a much better job than that blowjob she did for me once.