Have you ever had a thirsty 'Jessie' in your life, Yas Forums?

No
Women don't act that way
Even when they're superbly horny

Yeah not to YOU

Flirty?
Maybe not to uglies

don't worry user
in the next life, it's our turn to be chads!

What did you do to mess it up?

Yes, but they were 11 and I was 16 so I'm not fucking with that.

>be on instagram because my normalfag friends had it and I liked lurking
>one random friend I haven't talked to in years posts about how she kinda wants ice cream
>comment "do it" because ice cream is good
>within literally three seconds she DMs me saying "hey :))))))))))))"
>usually im an oblivious little shit but even a fucking rock could see the desperation with this
>immediately turned it into small talk before we eventually stopped talking by the end of the day
im pretty sure she fucked one of my friends a few times so I have no idea whether she actually wanted sex or a relationship. either way I'm not really interested.

Fucking Wedge, being a bro, over and done with that Thot. He's not even jealous.
>What did you do to mess it up?
probably not have enough money since that's all chinese care about

Didn't Wedge say that Jessie is just playing a game with you?

Yes. I cock block her every day. Not interested in a woman that doesn't want to wait to engage in sex after marriage, nor do I want to be with someone who's fucked 10 other guys.

She jokes about me being a virgin and I tell her that my hand can do a much better job than that blowjob she did for me once.

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sorta

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What is that game called?

>chubby asian chick in high school used to tease me and grab my ass
>skinny black haired girl in hs would always try to hold my hand and sit close to me on the bus home
>woman in her 40s in college used to grab my arm constantly and always try to strike up a conversation
>friend's mom would hug me constantly and nibbled on my shoulder at one point during his birthday party
>never acted on any of them

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I still have no idea who Jessie is and why she’s in this game

>my hand can do a much better job than that blowjob

That's because you're a circumcised American with deathgrip.

Flirting. To many women it’s just a game and many men are blind to that fact.

what is your favorite fedora color?

Black.
You?

Love games

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I remember one from my first days of jr. high PE class asking me if I'd eat lunch with her. I don't think we had the same lunch period and we didn't talk much after that. I was likely too much of a sperg to follow-up since the whole environment was a new experience and getting asked by a girl to eat with her threw me completely off guard.

cum color
so red

Is it really common for women to flirt with men at least once in their life? This shit just sounds so otherworldly

Only if you are attractive.

several, but my crippling fear of being betrayed and cheated on a third time has prevented me from reciprocating

it's something I grapple with daily. nothing like picking the broken pieces of your personality out of the dirt and trying to learn how to be a human again

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if you've ever been on friendly terms with girls that aren't lesbians and you aren't irredeemably ugly chances, are you've been at least offhandedly flirted with once. its just some girls are subtle enough about to where most people don't realize.

Depends on their libido, confidence, and how attractive they view you. I've been flirted with a few times in my life and one was because they actually thought I was attractive and they were confident enough to flirt and the other scenario was I had a decent gf at the time and other grills were trying to encroach on me, as if the fact that I had a gf raised my value in their eyes. Other than that, its way less common for women in general to flirt with men unless they are horny/confident or at a bar/party. I've been single for almost 10 years now and feel cursed to be alone for the rest of my life

Yes, but they were all drunk

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Who's the publisher?

never go down on thirsty girls its like fucking mentally ill women

I like they way they expanded on all the characters.
Jessie is really fun.
Biggs is a pretty cool dude.
Wedge is a total bro.
I ended up giving a shit about all three.

The Shinra board were all well done, I enjoyed Barret the moment it became apparent he was a goofball.
Both Aerith and Tifa are 10/10 wife materia, interact well with Cloud and each other, and how anyone can like one but shit on the other is beyond me. It finally feels like an appropriate love triangle, instead of just "Cloud x Aerith for this half, then Cloud x Tifa in the second"

I don't even mind all the Sephiroth stuff and hell, I don't even mind the time travel stealth sequel shenanigans.
I'm just so tired of seeing those fucking ghosts. Shoo the fuck away, time jannies.

God?

Yes. Multiple times.
>chubby girl, smarter than me, really wanted to bang, touched my butt and siddled up to me and stuff, but became super hostile when I didn't reciprocate
>another dude, same workplace as above, didn't take no for an answer, kept trying to hang out, twerked in my face, wanted me to sleep at his place etc. Crushed the fuck out of his dreams and ignored him.
>"nerdy girl", "i'm not like all the other girls", similar interests, we flirt and then I ask if she wants to go see a movie, she gives me a shit test by showing up late, I didn't say anything and she apparently lost interest, went full tumblr somehow, playing DnD with her own gf apparently
I dunno why people bother, it's always such a fucking shitshow. Five more years and I get my wizarding license.

>expanded on all the characters.
>TEEHEE CLOUD I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU
Yeah they really explored new aspects of her character.

So we just gonna ignore everything about her parents and her acting career

they do if you look like cloud

I did, but my autism and abrasive personality drove her away.

Yes, but I'm autistic and turned her down. Turned her down is the nice way of putting it.

Yes, but I was too autistic and stupid to act upon it. It happened like two years ago, and I still can't get it off my mind. I'm such a fucking loser.

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Here is what we know about Jessie in FFVII
>Kinda thirsty for Cloud
>Makes bombs
>Feels a little guilty when she's about to die

Jessie in remake
>Thirsty for Cloud
>Makes bombs
>Feels guilty throughout
>Was an aspiring actress
>Was once one of the upper middle class upper plate dwellers
>Has an actual clear motivation for why she's in avalanche to begin with
>Has trust issues

There is definitely more than there was in FFVII, where she she is in the game for a grand total of 5 minutes.

Yes but they were all uggo fatsos

I think so... but she's a student and I'm a teacher, so I don't think it'll work out.

He tried to save us

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It's like a reverse-gendered Persona 5

several times, i'm not an ugly fuck thankfully.

that still didn't save me from the neet years

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I did but made the mistake of giving in
Once she had me she was over me

>DON'T STAND,
>DON'T STAND SO

Tifa > Aerith

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Sorry to make it worse but Chinese girls are thirsty for literally every white swinging dick on the planet. Can't tell you how many Chinese girls I got involved with who were secretly playing the field with other white boys while we were seeing each other.

I'm an overly skinny guy and i only ever attract landwhales, i bet i was their last resort

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It's true, she kept touching my arm and often tried to talk to me on my break period. She was definitely trying to at least get my attention. She even emailed me over this shutdown asking if I was okay. Really weird. And no I didn't do anything pedos.

I’m not a fucking weeb, never jerked off to cartoon porn but damn she’s really hot bros

yes. When I was 19, in college, living at home, working at a local grocery store and this 16-17yr old girl was all over me.

long story short I went after a girl who was 20 and this teen qt3.14 got knocked up a year later after i transferred from community to university. Only saw her once during that summer break. sorry Yas Forumstards lurking around... I dont know if it was a mixed baby or not.