Yas Forums is absolutely ass blasted about FF7R

Yas Forums is absolutely ass blasted about FF7R.
That means it must be pretty good then, right?

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no

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It's ok.
It's fun for what it is.
Yes Yas Forums is massively overracting as usual.

I love how even IGN calls this game “Kingdom Hearts BS.” What a funny fucking comment.

it has begun

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It's a fun game. You will be annoyed if you are looking to experience the original again. They went full retard in terms of messing up the story, but the gameplay is more or less fun. It's not as slippery than XV.

Both Yas Forums and ign are mad. Must be GOTY

just like my fan fiction I wrote in middle school!!!

what if someone changed your name so they could self insert as you?

I’m enjoying it. We all have our poison that we blow cash on. Some of you spends hundreds to thousands on shit that I personally would drop a penny on. But for a game that my kid can play that I played when I was a young lad it’s nice to see and experience.

So they are stretching it out, so what? How many times for those of you that played the original replayed it over again just because you enjoyed it?

Take it for what it is, but to call it shit just because (you) aren’t enjoying doesn’t make it shit. Just don’t play it. Simple as that.

Couldn't care less about the gameplay.

It's the least important part of a game.

What if Cloud inserted himself into you?

This is retard logic. Conversely, just because (you) think it's great doesn't make it so. People have been raising legitimate issues with the game. Issues that have been echoed in many critics' reviews. Why do you want to silence everyone who is unhappy with parts of the final product?
>TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT IS
I hate this.

I'm on the Reactor 5 mission right now, taking my time doing all the sidequests and I'm really enjoying it so far.

Do you want Kingdom Hearts?
Because you'll just get Kingdom Hearts: FFVII edition.

That sounds great, actually. Kingdom hearts is fucking stupid and Disney is for faggots and fat women with Betty boop stickers on their dirty cars.

I’m not saying it’s perfect by any means, but to expect perfection out of anything is retarded logic. I’m enjoying it for what it is. And as much as (you) hate the statement
>> take it for what it is
Not much can be done with that bud. Sorry you feel that way :(
But what can anyone do? Oh I know!
Bitch and moan about it. That gets things done. Negativity only promotes more negativity. Keep feeding the masses, it’s fun to read.

Lol!

I didn't plan to play this game (never played og) but all the seeth about it made me want to buy it.

Maximilian Dood is praising it so it must be shit

Yeowch. I thought he'd hate the story changes.

could you explain your train of thought a bit?

Muta and Critikal both like it too

If you don't give a fuck about FF you would probably like it but diehard fans who pirate games and emulate everything won't. It's more Advent Children cringe though which is the biggest flaw.

Yes, there has been absolutely no legit criticism of the game here, everyone just wants their tortanic. Don't think about it anymore and just consume the product, please

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The problem is that they stretched 5 hours of story in a 40 hours game. But they didn't care about the pacing at all, it feels so fucking slow and tedious, the sewers, the train graveyard, the route to the playground. Everything is extended to ridiculous lengths

You shouldn't have been allowed to have children.

Diehard fans would have a physical copy

Wake me up in 50 years when this game is complete.

And you were the sperm that won the race?

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Butt blasted Yas Forumsirgins are always wrong, clearly people are being contrarian just because its popular, always do the opposite of what Yas Forums says.

>Playing through the game
>Literally just FFVII
>Game is fantastic
>Random change or sequel fan fiction randomly appears
>Game is shit

This game is giving me a feeling complicated

Can somebody explain that kingdom hearts stuff to me? Is that a bad thing? Was the original FF7 different?

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>WITCHER 3 ENDING EXPLAINED!!!

Why can't normies comprehend shit. Do they just skip through all the dialogue and the cry because they didn't get the ending.

Lost cost fallacy RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

I'm sure it adapts its section of the game extremely well. All the responses to it say as much.

I just was not feeling the combat system at all in its demo and if the story goes retarded in its ending I'm not gonna play it for that since its a bad sign for this project going forward.

>Was the original FF7 different?
yes, there are now time jannies (dementors from harry potter) that try to stop time-traveling Sephiroth from changing the plot of the game

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People being contrarian, the gameplay interest me a lot.

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The game isn't really a remake but a time travel sequel where Sephiroth basically copies Xehanorts plan as a contingency. As such a bunch of iconic scenes have time jannies flying around obnoxiously trying to keep the timeline pure instead of just adapting the scene normally. Then the game goes totally off the rails at the end.

Honestlly user, if you want to play it that badly wait for it to come out on pc and pirate it. I mean you do what you want, but this game is a hot mess

you're gonna attract barry

It will take years before it come out on PC though.

I’ll say this. They did a better job of getting across the barrel/AVALANCHE is in the wrong, and that outside of your neighborhood, most citizens are at best indifferent to them. Even without SHRINRA propaganda most people would be telling them to fuck off regardless.

People are assblasted because Square lied about it being a remake. That's basically the only reason, rather that's a deal breaker or not depends on how much you care about the fact that you aren't actually playing FF7

I feel like most people actually understand these endings, it's just that they think it might have some deeper meaning and therefore watch these videos. What you said, though, might just be as true. Most people who play modern video games are just used to walking from quest marker to quest marker.

Yas Forums isn't one person. I loved the remake and can't wait to see what other genius twists Nomura-san has in store for us.

>Aeris: Shall we mosey right over?
>Cloud: Let's

DUDE. IS THAT A FFVII REFERENCE.!???!?

It’s pretty fun so far. Really dig the combat and I look forward to what they can do with Yuffie, Vincent and Cait in it.

>r genius twists
How to out yourself as a shit poster. Even folks that like the game admit that the changes are stupid

We are always going to have dumb anons pretending that only one opinion is acceptable at any time and in any thread though. I feel like whatever they do with parts 2 3 are going to make or break it though.

>I feel like whatever they do with parts 2 3 are going to make or break it though.
Obviously. At best was can hope that the 'changes' / time line bullshit is super scaled down / just made into side content because of backlash.

Man those ghosts must be either very drunk or Aerith has godmode enabled
>time jannies flying around obnoxiously trying to keep the timeline pure instead of just adapting the scene normally.
Thats fucking retarded. I'd be mad too if I were a fan of FF7.

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I’ll bet it will be typical
>you can’t change fate
So maybe Cloud’s mid break will be Zach and Aeris dying again.

Honestly they already confused and lost a lot of people with this part 1

Why the fuck did they make an entire chapter out of the train graveyard? wasn't this shit like 1 screen in the original?

Padding. All of midgar is like 6 hours top in the original game.

They cant comprehend this shitty KH ripoff story
The KH series is known for being convoluted and poorly written

Yes, if Yas Forums shit talks a game, then it's good but if they praise a game its fucking horrible. Don't listen to these clowns.

You know i realized something, some user some time ago said the reason why midgar is good in the original is because it doesn't overstay its welcome, and after playing this, i think he was completely right

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Not true at all. Yas Forums was recommending me darkest dungeon and I love it even today.

Dumb take. Yas Forums can be alright you just have to take everything with a grain of salt and ignore them when they cite politics as why something is awesome or shit.

Do you think the time jannies would've been better accepted if SE had tried to be more subtle about it? Like instead of seeing ghosts floating around all the time, we instead see occurrences that come off more natural? Hojo about to spill exposition Cloud isn't supposed to know yet? Cause a system shortage that forces gas/smoke into Hojo's chamber that makes him flee. Then maybe towards the end reveal the time jannies were actually the meddlers. No? Too sophisticated for Nomura?

This is so fucking stupid. How can anybody take those scenes serious if they are immediately retconned after a few seconds by magic ghosts that nobody has an explanation for?
There were people who were hard broken after the death of Aerith but it was one of the most dramatic scenes in video game history. How are you supposed to feel anything with this?
>Let the ghosts just fix everything, lmao.
So fucking stupid.

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> ignore them when they cite politics as why something is awesome or shit.
B-but...that shitty indie asset flip game where you could play as Trump WAS good!

100%.
Half the reason this is so dumb is because of how fucking forced it is.