I'll just describe everything that happens in the game for a few hours...

JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER WAS ONE DAY IN AN OFFICE TYPING ON A COMPUTER

inb4 someone cites the length of a video labelled "commentary", ie the whole point of the video is to be a full playthrough.

He was looking at the twitch chat and not paying any attention.
You have autism.

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>thank the Goddess

why do they all do this?

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I think you can pretty clearly tell the difference in quality between Matthew's BotW video and Joseph's BotW video. That should really be enough for you to tell which is the better reviewer.
Also, take note of their release dates.
>Joseph releases video in under two months, was clearly rushing to make the video as soon as he could to capitalize on clicks, gives it punchy title
>Matthew waits until he feels like he's really sure on his opinions, release date makes it clear he took his time with the game to let it all really sink in before giving an uneducated opinion he'll regret later

No fucking way it's real

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So his first playthrough of a game he reviewed was done while not even paying attention to the game?
Legitimate question. If he played before I'd expect him to know what the challenge was unless that was something missable.

>He was looking at the twitch chat and not paying any attention.
Yeah makes sense to start not paying attention right when a challenge is presented to you. This definitely makes him look like a great game reviewer worthy of respect.