It seems Valve's still got it

Yes I mainly made this thread to see all the butthurt anons try and refute

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>a tribal man asks how chest compressions can save a life
just because you're a dumb ape doesn't mean aliens can't fix a brain injury

>people actually care about HL lore
lol

People claim it's because he didn't stay in stasis after HL2 and left with the Vortigaunts. I don't think it's the reason. Maybe something that happened after Ep. 2 which we don't see...

>wow really you're just gonna retcon that?
>can't believe the developers can just retcon major story elements in my life

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>he hasn't heard of Quantum Immortality
Never going to make it.

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aren’t most of the original team of HL gone by now and weren’t the writers replaced by the crybabies that made fire watch?

I can't believe they retconned alyx's death. What a cop out.

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