>Cloud, I'm really worried about you. The things you described in Nibelheim never-
SHIT guys sorry I'm late
Time Ghost General
>Yufie decides against stealing the party's materia
>Retcon revenants stick a bagful of them into her ass and push her into a random encounter battle
THEY'D RATHER HAVE
A CHOCOBO
>become a Two Winged Angel
But Safer Sephiroth has seven wings.
Sephy can't directly get the time jannies off his back, for whatever made up nomura reason. So Sephy throws a gambit that because Avalanche is so amazeballs, they will figure out a way to destroy the time jannies if he tricks them into thinking they have to.
>Oh shit, wait a minute, why is Wedge here? Isn't that fat fuck supposed to be a pancake?
>Fuck, my bad, guys. I think I was on my break when the plate fell.
>Let's just fix this shit quick before the boss finds out. Toss him out the window.