Why is gaming media too scared to model penises?

Why is gaming media too scared to model penises?

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Why bother

Link doesn't have a penis otherwise he'd be a faggot for wearing the gerudo outfit.

Same reason they don't model anatomically correct genitalia on cartoon horses.
Your weird fetish isn't their target demographic.

>absurd amount of realism ruins games
>refuses to keep pushing the boundary of realism

Like what.

And yet they often give female models nipples even though they're never seen

>Link is a girl, confirmed
I knew I wasn't gay

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Unironically how would you do it?

Would you make it only appear when nude, or would pants textures consider it? Would it have physics, how much? If you want nudity to be taken seriously, how do you not making it comical by having it flop around or clip into the model. How do you consider the variation of penis shapes and sizes, does it become part of character design or do you make stock settings for every character?

Dante's Inferno has a comically large one for Lucifer, Rockstar has some for random NPCs, Conan has character generated ones that are basically a meme. No More Heroes has one for a child character but he's covered in blood so its obscured.
From a character design standpoint it's probably a mercy that nobody actually expects penises in games, they would be a nightmare to implement.

They probably drew it in the actual concept art but removed it for the art book.
I've seen characters in the exact same sort of pose for Japanese concept art where they do draw the penis even though you don't see it.

Burgers are allergic to human anatomy.

Penises are kinda weird and ugly

>BotW Link is a dicklet
Not surprising desu.

why does he look like a fucking retard

Hylians have retractable penises

because they're literally scared of penises... it makes them insecure.

Link has no penis

>No More Heroes has one for a child character but he's covered in blood so its obscured.
...excuse me?

because puritans on both sides of the fence say the gun is good, and the penis is evil

Does he have a butthole? This is important

valve put a pixaled cock on axe with a new skin

So are vaginas.

No point, and could get your game a higher rating just for existing.

Probably because that's a kids game and they don't want an AO rating. Fucking retard.

Maybe if you're a fucking faggot

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Just an example.

There's probably similar situations in japanese games since they don't really care about that kind of thing, but expecting hairy flopping dongs in games is a big ask.

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That's a lot easier to make, and could aid in giving them an idea of how revealing an outfit could be.

Conan Exiles wants to know your location

Link is canonically a eunuch

t. closeted homo
real men can appreciate the natural beauty of a penis in a non sexual way

LINK
HE HAVE NO DICK

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This entire thread must be purged.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gay
I will now fuck you

sexuality is whack

MOOOOOODS

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There's nothing more beautiful than a well groomed coin slot with a landing strip.

It's a fucking children's game.

why

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oh boy! oh boy!

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now give him boobs

TO FUCK THE PRINCESS ZELDA

Because it'd probably end up clipping through the clothing, which is no good.
Also because there's no reason to.

>Still has a clearly masculine body
You guys are all gay and would likely fuck trannys if they gave you the time of day.

~50% of children have penises and eyes, what's the big deal? Why are Americans like this?

hets are pathetic
go chase a f*male

>unironically being a faggot
fuck off Yas Forums, god damnit, fuck OFF

I don't particularly need naked penis in my games (though I certainly wouldn't mind) but in regards to clothed bulges, the last decent bulge I remember was DMCV. That's a decent way of doing it, however they did it ...
I know nothing about modeling or animation, but I'd animate a bulge with a little bit of bouncy or jiggle physics if I wanted to make a masculine character. At least something that protudes and shifts around as the characters moves. A lot of Japanese games with anime boys give them basically a tiny almost nonexistent bump where the cock should be, which makes them look like eunuchs. Link, Noctis from FFXV, various bois in anime games ... honestly it's kinda hot but like ... accurate bulge or even just any bulge at all is super rare.

Nah. Maybe you should fuck off, don't you have a stupid woman to court?

As an industry artist, this is completely false. Dudes just want to slap nipples on models. You would be surprised how many high poly sculpts of women out there have labial lines sketched into the crotch that get removed later in the process. It's incredibly fucking annoying to remind some horny dad to stop that shit in case someone datamines the low poly texture and there's a questionable bake in there.

Most of the time nipples are relatively inoffensive though, so those get a pass. But they're completely unnecessary. Everyone knows where a woman's nipples should be.

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All penises are gross unless is mine

NOOOOO A PENISSS I'M GOING INSANE
GENITAALIAAAAA NOOOO

I honestly just wish society would stop making nudity a taboo. Not everything about it needs to inherently sexual, just realistic.

Yes. Male models in some games probably should have a penis, as should females have vaginas.

It sounds like the "horny dads" know more about what people want than you do. Are you a dilator?

Lol based. I would enjoy more labial lines as well

Genitals don't make it into games because of the belief that game are all inherently for children, even if they don't have the corresponding rating.

>often
Name 1 game from the past 5 years

>what people want
What the people who pay us want is for no articles about "why do women have modeled vaginas" to come out post launch, don't be a fucking fag

Unless you're indie spending leisure time being horny when you could be doing something useful is irritating.

They aren't.
Link is canonically a castrated catamite.

fuck i missed it, what was it???

Let It Die

Probably BBC

As a 3D animator, I can confirm that, yes, final editing/brand protection WILL check or make you show them the base nude model, just to make sure you didn't put genitals on them, or nipples on the females.

Seriously what's up with those hips?

If the devs are japanese they probably didn't bother, but you can sure bet that they have extensive design notes about the underwear of the females
Western devs nowadays think that having a penis is the ultimate evil

so petty

a tinny little black line made in paint as if he had a pussy

FULLY
MODELLED

I mean...
When you think about it, a gun is really just a more powerful penis.

Link was castrated because he's a royal guard and to prevent him having sex with the King's daughter

Disagree.
Penises are beautiful.

It's because people reverse engineer most games practically overnight to make porn out of it. So if it turns out the characters had >FULLY MODELED then all the game critics will pick up on it and raise a shitstorm.

Us 3d modellers are mostly guys who don't want to model dongs.

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Tbh all genitals are pretty gross.

Unless it's for a joke, and then it becomes an emoji for private slack channels

Gravity Rush 2 but I wouldn't say it happens often like the user you're quoting. That's literally the only game I can think of that has nips modeled while not also being shown at some point. Hell, even the Senran games don't have nipples modeled.

You're wrong.

What a prude. Reminds me of those guys hired by the church to draw clothes and leaves on nude paintings. They also chopped a lot of dicks from great statues.
I kind of hate prude faggots like you.

Hairless Twink. I knew it.

>Reminds me of those guys hired by the church to draw clothes and leaves on nude paintings. They also chopped a lot of dicks from great statues.

Uhhh hello, based department?

this

Imagine being ashamed of your God's given body.

right

I knew this since I seen Alyx's model way back in 2004 had modeled purple underwear just hiding the crack of her ass.

yaaas queen

>chopping dicks off statues
d...did i just get a fetish that dosent exist

FUUUUUCK

Simple answer: It's actually pointless.

You're probably fat, which is why you're so ashamed of your sexuality. Can you even see your own dick?

>Can you even see your own dick?
Not right now since I ain't a nudist.

The day Yas Forums developed good taste and learned to like cuntboys