Filters half of Yas Forums

thing looks heavy

>Eternal threads are always filled with facebook tier memes
Really activates my almonds

I can never get his range right. I know to stay at mid range to get his melee attacks out to counter, but I always end up a little too close or far. But now that I know the Q button lets me quickswap between weapons, it's fucking over once I counter him once.
>SSG
>Q to switch weapons and cancel reload animations
>blast with the rail gun
>repeat until he's dead, stun locked the entire time

It's a shame the sword is such a rare weapon type because from the trailers I thought we were going to go toe to toe with the marauders, sword vs axe.

why does hayden even care so much now that he's apparently an alien

trying to not let his disguise down. also it's a taunt to get him to do the opposite of what he says.

It's funny how it took DOOM, the ultimate boomer game, to weed out all the faggots and casual zoomers that swarm this Mongolian Basket-weaving forum. The amount of seething it has generated in the mere week that's been out has been as glorious to watch, as it has been pathetic looking in.
Genuinely, unironically, legitimately, you're a fucking scrub if you got filtered by Doom Eternal of all games.

>Doom Eternal
>Boomer game
Let me list for you the reasons why this is untrue:
>Flashy fortnigger color palate
>Levels so linear it’s like that copy-pasted a CoD game
>Weapons lack any sort of punch
>Pigeonholed into a single play style with no room for improvisation
>Enemies are either not a threat at all, or two-shot you with no in between
>Cartoony cheesy over-the-top story obviously directed at tweens
>Hub world
>Levels have god awful piss ugly backgrounds
>Levels are just hallway-arena hallway-arena with zero variation throughout
>Levels have a bunch of useless shit like platforming sections and platforming sections and monkey bars and a bunch of other playground shit that would be fresh in the mind of any faggot zoomer
>Did I mention the level design?

What is the thing thats screaming after you kill the Khan Makyr? The father or the Icon of Sin?

The zoomer is unironically right here, Id should leave the parry shit to Fromsoft.

Probably the Father, seeing as the sky turns red and everything starts shaking after her core rises up and explodes