>I thought it was weird that bosses can assfuck you if you lose
To get the good ending you need to get the 5 cum jars potions and drink them in front of dracula.
Lets discuss this game
Mason Morgan
Aiden White
It's not like Symphony of the Night wasn't cloned to hell and back, too. If anything I would say there's more meaningful diversity among the Classicvanias than the Metroidvanias; the varying gimmicks of the Metroidvanias are just more prominent. (Not to say most of the Classicvanias don't have unifying design beats, because they do.)
Justin Harris
name your save file X-X!V''Q
Adrian Barnes
What happened in the hot summer of 2020 Yas Forums?
Eli Harris
Hey guys, remember that time Alucard took it in the ass during a threesome with some jap twins?
Mason Richardson
You mean Alucard "but i poop from there!" Tepes.
Parker Cox
How is getting fucked in the ass "progressive"?
What the fuck is going on here? Why am I seeing Alucard in this manner? He was based and a gentleman in SotN and now he's spreading his cheeks?
Fucking why dude
Ryan Lewis
Because Warren Ellis is a horrible writer. Why is every woman in the shown without any flaws? Why is Lisa in hell? Why is a devout Muslim summoning demons? Why is the devout Muslim the only well-written character in the entire show? Why is Trevor a retarded alcoholic? Why is Sypha an atheist in the 1400s? Why is Death completely absent from their universe? Why was Godbrand going to originally be Mathias Cronqvist? Why is there a trans vampire character in season 3? Why is every reference to God or Christianity negative? Why does Lisa deny satan exists when she is married to a demon lord who can summon demons from hell? Answer these questions and you will know the answer.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>all of this
What the fuck...
Noah Bailey
>Why is Lisa in Hell?
Fuck that was funny.