Lets discuss this game

>I thought it was weird that bosses can assfuck you if you lose
To get the good ending you need to get the 5 cum jars potions and drink them in front of dracula.

It's not like Symphony of the Night wasn't cloned to hell and back, too. If anything I would say there's more meaningful diversity among the Classicvanias than the Metroidvanias; the varying gimmicks of the Metroidvanias are just more prominent. (Not to say most of the Classicvanias don't have unifying design beats, because they do.)

name your save file X-X!V''Q

What happened in the hot summer of 2020 Yas Forums?

Hey guys, remember that time Alucard took it in the ass during a threesome with some jap twins?

You mean Alucard "but i poop from there!" Tepes.

How is getting fucked in the ass "progressive"?

What the fuck is going on here? Why am I seeing Alucard in this manner? He was based and a gentleman in SotN and now he's spreading his cheeks?

Fucking why dude

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Because Warren Ellis is a horrible writer. Why is every woman in the shown without any flaws? Why is Lisa in hell? Why is a devout Muslim summoning demons? Why is the devout Muslim the only well-written character in the entire show? Why is Trevor a retarded alcoholic? Why is Sypha an atheist in the 1400s? Why is Death completely absent from their universe? Why was Godbrand going to originally be Mathias Cronqvist? Why is there a trans vampire character in season 3? Why is every reference to God or Christianity negative? Why does Lisa deny satan exists when she is married to a demon lord who can summon demons from hell? Answer these questions and you will know the answer.

>all of this

What the fuck...

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>Why is Lisa in Hell?

Fuck that was funny.

>He was based and a gentleman in SotN
He was a faggot that only kids with korn t-shirts that hated their parents thought was "cool".

>I didn't play SotN

Don't cut yourself on that edge, now...

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Why is genuine Sotn and CV discussion in general tainted by Netflix secondaries? I just want to talk about the games

No fuck you, analvania is trash.

Because Analcard is too funny.

I played it despite the protagonist looking like a faggy vampire from an anne rice movie

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I got 200.6% and filled out the bestiary as a kid. I still think SCIV is the better game though.

The DS games have reasonable difficulty.
>inb4 nuh uh theyre easy for me
Well theyre certainly more difficult than SOTN. Just not absurdly punishing like the NES games.

I wish it wasn't as easy but everything else about this game is top notch
I wish classicvanias would come back though, rondo still remains my favourite in the whole series
also the non-canon series written by a comic book hack shouldn't ruin every Castlevania thread for Christs sake

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It's funny
Yeah, they are way better and have some challenge.
>non-canon
Fuck off, it's canon and konami aproved the new standard, iga can go fuck himself.

>Fuck off, it's canon and konami aproved the new standard, iga can go fuck himself.
It's blantly doing its own things, making shit up and changing characters and plot. The show isn't canon to the games, now fuck off

>. The show isn't canon to the games
What games? the last canon was the lords of shadow shit and the phone game, both had different cannol, this shit is official and is THE canon until something new comes out.

he was always canon gay

>What games? the last canon was the lords of shadow shit and the phone game, both had different cannol, this shit is official and is THE canon until something new comes out.
It's not retard, the canon things in the franchise are the mainline Castlevania games, it always was. That's like saying the Sonic movie is the canon Sonic thing of everything Sonic related
He wasn't, he had an implied romance with Maria

bought this game yesterday and i dont know wtf i need to do in this game, i dont know where to go ;_; help me, gimme tips, my first castlevania and im lost

You see, it's not gay, he was bishonen, that means "totally not a fag bro" in japanese.

>he canon things in the franchise are the mainline Castlevania games
The last mainline castlevania game was Bloodlines back in the mid 90's if you don't want to count rebirth, the last casualvania game was 12 years ago. There's not such thing as a "mainline" and iga has no influence on what is canon and what isn't.

>there is a gay "look" now
Yikes.

>Being this assblasted
The Metroidvania games are part of the timeline, even when IGA left Konami, they still used it for spinoffs like HoD, GoS etc. Being this assblasted just because you dislike their difficulty is really something else

Let's not pretend fujoshi shit isn't Kojima's bread and butter.

>now
>HoD
>Canon
Sure everyone knows Getsu fuuma is a fanfavorite
Are you telling me the artists that draws gay fanfic intentionally made alucard look like a goth anne rice bisexual vampire?

is A timeline, not THE timeline, stop being retarded lords had 3 fucking games.

>Retard has no reading comprehension
I just said that they still used it for spinoffs, never implied HoD to be canon

>is A timeline, not THE timeline, stop being retarded lords had 3 fucking games.
Do you want me to believe the game series timeline with the very first game in it, spanning 25 years isn't THE timeline? It's like saying DMC isn't the definitive canon, because DmC: Devil May Cry exists

It's used in the same way the DBZ movies were inserted in the "timeline". Judgement was as part of the "timeline" as the android game.
Also alucard likes it in the butt

And why did you wear a Korn shirt and hate your parents?

Reddit is that way friend

So when are you leaving?

I'm asking you

If that rumor was true and Sony is really buying Castlevania I hope they will make a really complex Super Castlevania IV type of Castlevania instead of something like Lords of Shadow 3

>If that rumor was true
It's not, it originated on here
>instead of something like Lords of Shadow 3
You bet your ass its going to be 3D LoS 2.0 or a Soulslike clone

3d did that. Metroidvanias were the side series while the main series tried to transition to 3d and failed, leaving only the side series alive.

One of the most immersive pixelshit adventure game you'll ever play.

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They don't like to be reminded that SOTN was a side story and that 64 and Legacy of Based were the main series.

>Implying CV 64 and Legacy of Darkness were "real Castlevania's" and "main series"
Metroidvanias are not a seperate side series, neither are 3D games like Lament of Innocence and CoD

>Metroidvanias are not a seperate side series,
What was the japanese name for SOTN?

Metroidvanias LITERALLY started as a side series, that was it was called DRACULA X

>"Dude side series lmao"
>Literally a sequel to a Classicvania, Rondo
Please try harder next time

Rondo started the sideseries: DRACULA X, you don't know shit.

Played it for the first time on PPSSPP via Rondo of Blood, shit was amazing.

Every release they've done so far has been worse than the PS1 version, why would you want this?

Game for fags

What is there to discuss? Singlehandedly made Castlevania a worthwhile franchise.

>He doesn't like Classicvanias
Why?

It's canonical to the main series by literally being a sequel to it, it's not a side series

Because metroidvanias are superior in every way. I don't care about any forced memes that retroactively try to shit on the genre because Hollow Knight or whatever it's called exists.

Too hard, you have to be careful where you jump. :C, also alucard is a tragic soul, just like me

There's no such thing as a "main series" you stupid faggot

>le hard means it's good meme

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