Why did Nintendo make Link look like this?

Why did Nintendo make Link look like this?

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they strive for perfection

To make you confused kokoro doki.

i want link to be my wife and to get him gregagnat in the bussy b0ss.

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True Nordic god

They didn't. This is a totally made up fan fiction twink drawing.

Looks like fan art to me.

That's all it is. Everyone's too upset as Nintendo reaches for the sun, and actually grasps it.

Is this image a theranos referance?

>theranos
Who?

He's never looked like this.

What? You know zelda guy but never heard of a billion dollar company?

why the fuck would you even think that?

Apparently?

No it's a "super gay gamer men love thin boys with turtlenecks" reference

People are supposed to memorize every company in existence? For what reason exactly?

google it faggot.

I wanna nakadashi Link

Nah, I don't care

Obey me, i say!

user there might be a problem with that...

Fine, now what?

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Japanese women like girly men

bullshit

link has always and will always be really fucking attractive and I'm not ashamed to say it. Zelda too.

Link was always a gay little elf but there has to be a limit.

Maybe, but we haven't reached it quite yet.

And what do Japanese men like?

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Women that act like toddlers and/or literal toddlers.

boyish girls

I guess you could say they are toddlerbrains huh

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cope

i wish i looked like that

why yall arguing i thought this was the gay thread to be gay in

are you?

where do you think we are

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>Secret clothes where you can make Link only wear a kitchen apron
What did they mean by this?

2D/Robots

uhhhhhh what's with his nose?

She's awfully smug for someone with a breathing apparatus

Based

What's the matter big boy? Never had your conk sunk by a hot dog?

huh??

I miss him

I want to protect him, host tea parties with him and do other cute gay shit

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Well I do like the ‘Link looks cute but is a hardened psycho adventurer crazy dude’ memes

i now see that he looks like me when i was 13

time flies

No that an adult user no It can't be noooooooooo

Female nerds in Japan like gay skinny feminine teenage guys.

Closeted men in Japan like gay skinny feminine teenage guys.

The developers see no problem catering to these groups.

Also, most men in Japan are incredibly malnourished, emasculated and tricked into supporting the fashion industry. So Link isn't that far off from reality.

>Female nerds in Japan like gay skinny feminine teenage guys.
uhhhhhhhhhhh there's like 5 of them right?

I want to fuck his butt.

holy shit son are you all right?

>Also, most men in Japan are incredibly malnourished, emasculated and tricked into supporting the fashion industry. So Link isn't that far off from reality.

damn this is the first thing i thought when i went to japan, how small the portions and how frail the men were...

He's had girlish thighs since Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, why are you so slow?

they didn't, but they should have

No, nigger. Fujoshis are very real and a plague upon this earth

Homophobic bigots get the rope

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no

Never once has he dressed that way you faggot with a homo fantasy

Imaging holding link down and jerking off on bia face.
Remember, he can't actually hurt you because you're not a monster. If that old flower garden woman can beat link down to a quarter heart, so can you.

he can hurt people like the yiga clan or whatever the heck it was called, so he can probably hurt sexual harassers too

It's female

What is it about ribbed sweaters that make them so irresistible?

Go back to Twatter.